We’d never work

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CacoEther
CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
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Here at mfp we are surrounded by beautiful men and womenfolk and it may cross our minds from time to time, hypothetically of course, whether or not someone would be a decent partner.

We all do it DON’T YOU LIE TO ME

Okay, maybe not everyone does this but take an objective look around. What is your assessment as to why you’d never work with someone? Tag them or vague them, whichever you prefer

Keep it light

Or don’t

But don’t be a knob on my thread
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  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
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    I'm sorry @Magical_Pony we'd never work, because you are a unicorn, and I am a man
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
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    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    I'm sorry @Magical_Pony we'd never work, because you are a unicorn, and I am a man

    You simply aren’t using enough imagination

    Ironically
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
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    @kinetixtrainer2 we’d never work because wonky eyebrows and you’re probably a messy eater and a blanket hog, ugh disgusting
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
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    @Motorsheen

    Was so close

    SO CLOSE

    But im a converse girl
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
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    @will_it_go_round_in_circles maybe if you had a car

    Scrub
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
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    @Mr_Healthy_Habits

    You’re too goddam pretty, sorry but i’ve got *kitten* to do
  • CacoEther
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    iMago wrote: »
    various reasons and people and why we'd never work:

    not a doubt in my mind i'd catch you going through my phone

    politics

    "you're better than this!"

    cries too much

    "where r u???" texts everytime i don't come home for a few hours

    You answered seriously, why didn’t i think of that

    I want more like this
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    various reasons and people and why we'd never work:

    not a doubt in my mind i'd catch you going through my phone

    politics

    "you're better than this!"

    cries too much

    "where r u???" texts everytime i don't come home for a few hours

    wow she sounds like a nightmare
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    You're married

    You're holding out for a super model

    And most importantly, we're never going to be within 10,000 miles of each other
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    hrichts wrote: »
    @Motorsheen

    Was so close

    SO CLOSE

    But im a converse girl

    I’m willing to learn.
    <3

    But they gotta be low cut.
    In a solid color.

    .... be gentle with me
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
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    MaltedTea wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    wnw bc u refuse to start a commune with me even though its my *lifelong dream* and the most perfect idea for coming end times

    We're a match! Come fly away with me and we'll start our cult. No wait, colony. No wait, community?!

    Caveat: my hippy commune dream is having a bunch of families where at least one head of household is a social entrepreneur. We still good?

    Sorry to blow up your thread @hrichts but I may have found The One right here. It was a woman all along. I shoulda known...

    Not blowing it up nearly enough imo
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
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    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    @Mr_Healthy_Habits

    You’re too goddam pretty, sorry but i’ve got *kitten* to do

    You coulda just dm'd me...

    I mean you don't have to go and create this whole thread just to tell me this 🤷🏽‍♂️... 😏😂

    And Omg I totally read this as reasons we'd literally never work together... As in you here at my plant 😂

    @hrichts I'd be forever afraid she'd burn my house down 😬...

    And ruin my knife collection? Never
  • CacoEther
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    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    @kinetixtrainer2 we’d never work because wonky eyebrows and you’re probably a messy eater and a blanket hog, ugh disgusting

    What!?! Eating with your mouth open is so hot 😈

    However, my wife woke me up twice last night pulling the covers off.

    Dump her immediately

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