We’d never work

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  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    edited August 2020
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    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    we'd never work

    cause you don't support my dreams of becoming a cult leader living out in the desert and preaching about the end times will procuring more sister wives for the family 🙄

    u cant just call it a cult!! we talked about this, it got to “communal living situation” and i’m FINE if u the leader as long as i get to sleep in the big tent

    I'm out and the wedding's off. We'd never work because you gave @iMago the go-ahead to be leader of our woman-led community. I know we didn't yet discuss that part (we were still working on the tiny home to tiny van concept) but, I mean...

    He ALREADY done called it a cult!
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
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    (...calls her parents to share updated single life news, fly them back to Canada, and buy back their cars - now the 2021 models - at my expense...)

    I mean, you win some, you lose some 🤷🏿‍♀️
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    hrichts wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    @Mr_Healthy_Habits

    You’re too goddam pretty, sorry but i’ve got *kitten* to do

    You coulda just dm'd me...

    I mean you don't have to go and create this whole thread just to tell me this 🤷🏽‍♂️... 😏😂

    And Omg I totally read this as reasons we'd literally never work together... As in you here at my plant 😂

    @hrichts I'd be forever afraid she'd burn my house down 😬...

    We’d never work because we’d never work 😏

    Well... Who says we have to actually work anyway? 😏...
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
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    MaltedTea wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    we'd never work

    cause you don't support my dreams of becoming a cult leader living out in the desert and preaching about the end times will procuring more sister wives for the family 🙄

    u cant just call it a cult!! we talked about this, it got to “communal living situation” and i’m FINE if u the leader as long as i get to sleep in the big tent

    I'm out and the wedding's off. We'd never work because you gave @iMago the go-ahead to be leader of our woman-led community. I know we didn't yet discuss that part (we were still working on the tiny home to tiny van concept) but, I mean...

    He ALREADY done called it a cult!

    see @iMago i told u i would be horrible at recruiting sister wives
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    It's not me, it's you.
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
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    We'd never work because we're not astrologically compatible. 🤷🏻‍♀️
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    We'd never work because I'm too lazy to put in the effort 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    We'd never work because it don't bounce
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
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    We’d never work because you only ever care about my fitness goals
  • brustmannzwei
    brustmannzwei Posts: 1,124 Member
    edited August 2020
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    To be perfectly honest, I can be an *kitten* hole and you don't deserve that.
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
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    brustmannzwei wrote: »
    To be perfectly honest, I can be an *kitten* hole and you don't deserve that.

    Oh but she wants it
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    We'd never work because you probably couldn't handle the fact that most of your friends have already seen it... 😎
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
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    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    We'd never work because you probably couldn't handle the fact that most of your friends have already seen it... 😎

    This is a bold assumption
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    hrichts wrote: »
    brustmannzwei wrote: »
    To be perfectly honest, I can be an *kitten* hole and you don't deserve that.

    Oh but she wants it

    Good Afternoon !
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    We’d never work because you’re not female, and you won’t let me take the proper measures to correct that.
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
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    KickTheSky wrote: »
    We'd never work because I'm only free 40 hours a week. Particularly 8am-4pm, M-F

    And you live with a roommate? 😜
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    hrichts wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    We'd never work because you probably couldn't handle the fact that most of your friends have already seen it... 😎

    This is a bold assumption

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  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
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    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    We'd never work because you probably couldn't handle the fact that most of your friends have already seen it... 😎

    sharing is caring
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,101 Member
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    hrichts wrote: »
    We’d never work because you only ever care about my fitness goals

    You know I care about so much more 😝

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