We’d never work

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    We'd never work because you probably couldn't handle the fact that most of your friends have already seen it... 😎

    sharing is caring

    we need to party.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    We'd never work because you probably couldn't handle the fact that most of your friends have already seen it... 😎

    sharing is caring

    We'd never work because you probably would share me with all your... Wait... This works 🤔
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    We’d never work because you only ever care about my fitness goals

    You know I care about so much more 😝

    if you use the word ‘glutes’ instead of *kitten*, it’s a fitness goal
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    We'd never work because you probably couldn't handle the fact that most of your friends have already seen it... 😎

    sharing is caring

    Also sharing can be kinda hot

    Not in a 2 on 1 way

    In a getting a video via text way
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    We'd never work because you probably couldn't handle the fact that most of your friends have already seen it... 😎

    sharing is caring

    Also sharing can be kinda hot

    Not in a 2 on 1 way

    In a getting a video via text way

    Soooooo.... do you have Kik?
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    We’d never work because believe it or not, I’m sorta impossible
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    We'd never work because you probably couldn't handle the fact that most of your friends have already seen it... 😎

    sharing is caring

    Also sharing can be kinda hot

    Not in a 2 on 1 way

    In a getting a video via text way

    Soooooo.... do you have Kik?

    No..? I don’t even cook
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    we'd never work cause i just can't compete with your shower head

    😂😂😂
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    We'd never work because you probably couldn't handle the fact that most of your friends have already seen it... 😎

    sharing is caring

    Also sharing can be kinda hot

    Not in a 2 on 1 way

    In a getting a video via text way

    Soooooo.... do you have Kik?

    No..? I don’t even cook

    I have recipes
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    we'd never work cause i just can't compete with your shower head

    No man can, honestly

    Being squeaky clean just feels too good!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    WNW because in a battle of wits you are unarmed :D
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    We would never work because I heard you slide in everyone's DMs

    g44486pft9ez.gif
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    We'd never work because you probably couldn't handle the fact that most of your friends have already seen it... 😎

    sharing is caring

    Also sharing can be kinda hot

    Not in a 2 on 1 way

    In a getting a video via text way
    hrichts wrote: »
    We'd never work because you probably couldn't handle the fact that most of your friends have already seen it... 😎

    sharing is caring

    Also sharing can be kinda hot

    Not in a 2 on 1 way

    In a getting a video via text way

    Soooooo.... do you have Kik?

    We'd never work because once the fun blondie meets the chik covered in tattoos... I'm out matched and essentially cut out of deal... 🤷🏽‍♂️😂
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    We'd never work because you probably couldn't handle the fact that most of your friends have already seen it... 😎

    sharing is caring

    Also sharing can be kinda hot

    Not in a 2 on 1 way

    In a getting a video via text way
    hrichts wrote: »
    We'd never work because you probably couldn't handle the fact that most of your friends have already seen it... 😎

    sharing is caring

    Also sharing can be kinda hot

    Not in a 2 on 1 way

    In a getting a video via text way

    Soooooo.... do you have Kik?

    We'd never work because once the fun blondie meets the chik covered in tattoos... I'm out matched and essentially cut out of deal... 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

    New phone who dis
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    We'd never work because you don't like pineapple on pizza.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    We'd never work because I'd probably flirt with all your friends 😂
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    We'd never work because chaos is my maiden name

    Ok i died at this
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    We would never work because you would never move and you don’t believe in marriage.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    We'd never work because I'd probably flirt with all your friends 😂

    I don't care, I have a shower head

    And I'm sure it adores you 😏... 💕
  • _DisasterDoll_
    _DisasterDoll_ Posts: 178 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    We would never work because you would never move and you’re already married.

    FIFY
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,540 Member
    We'd never work because I'm Navarre and you're d'Anjou and we never see who we really are.
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    We'd never work because, lets face reality, I like my quiet and "me" time and I'm betting you talk and breathe and all that super distracting/annoying stuff.

    Probably at the same time too, gross
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  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    J_NY_Z wrote: »
    We'd never work because I'm Navarre and you're d'Anjou and we never see who we really are.

    Wowzers! I had to dig deep for this reference. Will watch!
  • slessofme
    slessofme Posts: 7,740 Member
    We'd never work because you might want to ask me questions and get to know me or something and I'm not that kinda girl.
  • hrichts wrote: »
    @will_it_go_round_in_circles maybe if you had a car

    Scrub

    Ouchie :'(