We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She didn’t like my cooking 🤷🏻♂️0
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The only thing he ever cooked was Microwave popcorn0
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She never shared her popcorn with me. :-(0
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Got upset when I switched to Fiddle Faddle0
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Giggled like a 12 year old every time I offered her Poppycock.0
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The words that came out of her mouth 😲0
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She constantly tried to wash my mouth out with soap.0
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She was always foaming at the mouth. I didn’t want rabies. 😬0
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Every time I brushed my teeth she'd shoot me with a tranquilizer gun0
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She thought my nerf gun was a traquilizer gun0
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He tried to defend our home with a Nerf gun1
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She thought living in a van was home.0
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He wasn't impressed nor felt complimented that I would live with him in a camper van down by the river.1
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It wasn't a clean river. You could light the water on fire. No thank you.0
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He took away my water view and moved us to Dog Patch 😟1
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we haven't yet.......have we?0
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his heart belonged to a Fabulous lady0
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He was still with Fab. And I don’t share.0
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my eggo.0
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She licked all our food in an effort to claim it as hers.0
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