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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Because I wasn’t built for a weak man. I talk back and I have a smart *kitten* mouth.0
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She spread rumors that I was a man 😲 a weak man at that!
What a 😾mouth!!0 -
she was too gossipy. always believing rumors0
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He whispered behind my back starting those rumors
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She wasn't into ornithology #missionsanjuancapistrano.
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I had to Google all our conversations0
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she was constantly googling herself0
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He was always ogling others0
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She kept tabs open on her ex...0
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Told me stories about pouring tab cola on his ex during *kitten*0
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I found the neighbour hiding in our closet.. in pieces 😳0
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I caught her eating what appeared to be a foot. She said it was candy given to her by her ex.0
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Was always questioning what I was feeding her...
Just eat your meat Woman!!!🍖0 -
Never wanted to eat the meat I brought home. No matter where I said I got it from.0
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Sometimes a person needs his veggies as well0
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Was always trying to turn me into a Vegan0
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Wanted me to wear her heels.0
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She didn’t like my cooking 🤷🏻♂️0
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The only thing he ever cooked was Microwave popcorn0
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She never shared her popcorn with me. :-(0
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Got upset when I switched to Fiddle Faddle0
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Giggled like a 12 year old every time I offered her Poppycock.0
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The words that came out of her mouth 😲0
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She constantly tried to wash my mouth out with soap.0
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She was always foaming at the mouth. I didn’t want rabies. 😬0
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Every time I brushed my teeth she'd shoot me with a tranquilizer gun0
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She thought my nerf gun was a traquilizer gun0
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He tried to defend our home with a Nerf gun1
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She thought living in a van was home.0
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He wasn't impressed nor felt complimented that I would live with him in a camper van down by the river.1
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