RightInTheFiveHole wrote: » I am the one on the right (with the green eyes)
iMago wrote: »
hrichts wrote: » iMago wrote: » Lookit what I found @slimgirljo15
hrichts wrote: » iMago wrote: » @MaltedTea let’s break this down as there’s a lot to unpack here, as they say Pros: Bald/beard combo- check Eye intensity- check Cigar- present Slow smile- check Cons: ... he’s probably short
iMago wrote: » hrichts wrote: » iMago wrote: » @MaltedTea let’s break this down as there’s a lot to unpack here, as they say Pros: Bald/beard combo- check Eye intensity- check Cigar- present Slow smile- check Cons: ... he’s probably short wow just wow here come the height shamers smdhroflmao
MaltedTea wrote: » Also that could be candlelight (or like a torch) which means he hasn't paid his electricity bill.
hrichts wrote: » iMago wrote: » hrichts wrote: » iMago wrote: » @MaltedTea let’s break this down as there’s a lot to unpack here, as they say Pros: Bald/beard combo- check Eye intensity- check Cigar- present Slow smile- check Cons: ... he’s probably short wow just wow here come the height shamers smdhroflmao Finger length checks out
iMago wrote: » MaltedTea wrote: » Also that could be candlelight (or like a torch) which means he hasn't paid his electricity bill. i think that was when my old neighbor was gone and i was sitting in front of his place with the porch light on nbd hrichts wrote: » iMago wrote: » hrichts wrote: » iMago wrote: » @MaltedTea let’s break this down as there’s a lot to unpack here, as they say Pros: Bald/beard combo- check Eye intensity- check Cigar- present Slow smile- check Cons: ... he’s probably short wow just wow here come the height shamers smdhroflmao Finger length checks out you know being short isn't so bad because i make up for it with the size of my heart
hrichts wrote: » iMago wrote: » MaltedTea wrote: » Also that could be candlelight (or like a torch) which means he hasn't paid his electricity bill. i think that was when my old neighbor was gone and i was sitting in front of his place with the porch light on nbd hrichts wrote: » iMago wrote: » hrichts wrote: » iMago wrote: » @MaltedTea let’s break this down as there’s a lot to unpack here, as they say Pros: Bald/beard combo- check Eye intensity- check Cigar- present Slow smile- check Cons: ... he’s probably short wow just wow here come the height shamers smdhroflmao Finger length checks out you know being short isn't so bad because i make up for it with the size of my heart Your appropriately sized short man heart?
iMago wrote: » hrichts wrote: » iMago wrote: » MaltedTea wrote: » Also that could be candlelight (or like a torch) which means he hasn't paid his electricity bill. i think that was when my old neighbor was gone and i was sitting in front of his place with the porch light on nbd hrichts wrote: » iMago wrote: » hrichts wrote: » iMago wrote: » @MaltedTea let’s break this down as there’s a lot to unpack here, as they say Pros: Bald/beard combo- check Eye intensity- check Cigar- present Slow smile- check Cons: ... he’s probably short wow just wow here come the height shamers smdhroflmao Finger length checks out you know being short isn't so bad because i make up for it with the size of my heart Your appropriately sized short man heart? you know its not the size of the hammer that matters its the nail you're throwing it at
sweet_ermengarde wrote: » iMago wrote: » everyone rn
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I am the one on the right (with the green eyes)
Looking good! Great user name by the way 🤣
Lookit what I found @slimgirljo15
I owe you 😉
@MaltedTea let’s break this down as there’s a lot to unpack here, as they say
Pros:
Bald/beard combo- check
Eye intensity- check
Cigar- present
Slow smile- check
Cons:
...
he’s probably short
wow just wow here come the height shamers smdhroflmao
Finger length checks out
i think that was when my old neighbor was gone and i was sitting in front of his place with the porch light on nbd
you know being short isn't so bad because i make up for it with the size of my heart
All ribbing aside, nice to see you @iMago
Nevermind.. we're all the same height laying down 😁
I love you 😂
Your appropriately sized short man heart?
everyone rn
you know its not the size of the hammer that matters its the nail you're throwing it at
But if you miss the nail because a thumb gets in the way then the size of the what are we doing here
You used it!!😂🙌
Personaly, I think I'm much more handsome but for a dude he's OK. No homo.
Hi guys