The unfiltered, unangled, true-to-life selfie that actually looks like you thread

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  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,287 Member
    But that smirk though 😏

    All ribbing aside, nice to see you @iMago
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 267,310 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Also that could be candlelight (or like a torch) which means he hasn't paid his electricity bill.

    i think that was when my old neighbor was gone and i was sitting in front of his place with the porch light on nbd
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
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    @MaltedTea let’s break this down as there’s a lot to unpack here, as they say

    Pros:

    Bald/beard combo- check
    Eye intensity- check
    Cigar- present
    Slow smile- check

    Cons:

    ...

    he’s probably short

    wow just wow here come the height shamers smdhroflmao

    Finger length checks out

    you know being short isn't so bad because i make up for it with the size of my heart

    Nevermind.. we're all the same height laying down 😁
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Also that could be candlelight (or like a torch) which means he hasn't paid his electricity bill.

    I love you 😂
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Also that could be candlelight (or like a torch) which means he hasn't paid his electricity bill.

    i think that was when my old neighbor was gone and i was sitting in front of his place with the porch light on nbd
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    dib07kctm9p6.gif

    @MaltedTea let’s break this down as there’s a lot to unpack here, as they say

    Pros:

    Bald/beard combo- check
    Eye intensity- check
    Cigar- present
    Slow smile- check

    Cons:

    ...

    he’s probably short

    wow just wow here come the height shamers smdhroflmao

    Finger length checks out

    you know being short isn't so bad because i make up for it with the size of my heart

    Your appropriately sized short man heart?
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Also that could be candlelight (or like a torch) which means he hasn't paid his electricity bill.

    i think that was when my old neighbor was gone and i was sitting in front of his place with the porch light on nbd
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    dib07kctm9p6.gif

    @MaltedTea let’s break this down as there’s a lot to unpack here, as they say

    Pros:

    Bald/beard combo- check
    Eye intensity- check
    Cigar- present
    Slow smile- check

    Cons:

    ...

    he’s probably short

    wow just wow here come the height shamers smdhroflmao

    Finger length checks out

    you know being short isn't so bad because i make up for it with the size of my heart

    Your appropriately sized short man heart?

    you know its not the size of the hammer that matters its the nail you're throwing it at
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Also that could be candlelight (or like a torch) which means he hasn't paid his electricity bill.

    i think that was when my old neighbor was gone and i was sitting in front of his place with the porch light on nbd
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    dib07kctm9p6.gif

    @MaltedTea let’s break this down as there’s a lot to unpack here, as they say

    Pros:

    Bald/beard combo- check
    Eye intensity- check
    Cigar- present
    Slow smile- check

    Cons:

    ...

    he’s probably short

    wow just wow here come the height shamers smdhroflmao

    Finger length checks out

    you know being short isn't so bad because i make up for it with the size of my heart

    Your appropriately sized short man heart?

    you know its not the size of the hammer that matters its the nail you're throwing it at

    But if you miss the nail because a thumb gets in the way then the size of the what are we doing here
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 11,404 Member
    iMago wrote: »
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    everyone rn

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    You used it!!😂🙌
  • brustmannzwei
    brustmannzwei Posts: 1,124 Member
    edited August 2020
    Or so I'm told, throughout many states and a country or two...

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    Personaly, I think I'm much more handsome but for a dude he's OK. No homo.
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
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    Hi guys

    Hi beauty 😍
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 11,404 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
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    Hi guys

    Hi beauty 😍

    Have I ever told you I loved you?🤗
  • _DisasterDoll_
    _DisasterDoll_ Posts: 171 Member
    [”Unangled, unfiltered...” what?!?


    An old pal told me that this is the literal definition of blasphemy.

    I don’t disagree. :disappointed:
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
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    Hi guys

    Hi beauty 😍

    Have I ever told you I loved you?🤗

    Maybe. Once or twice but I'm not counting 😛
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 11,404 Member
    [”Unangled, unfiltered...” what?!?


    An old pal told me that this is the literal definition of blasphemy.

    I don’t disagree. :disappointed:

    Oh *kitten*. I thought all this time is said “untangled”. 😂 I never stopped to question what that meant. I’m sure ALL mine have been angled. I hope I don’t get banned.
  • ghudson92
    ghudson92 Posts: 2,061 Member
    iMago wrote: »
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    How am I only just seeing this... lordy 😍