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He left me for his former babysitter. Man, she really must have given him the best bedtime stories.0 -
She was obsessed with bedtime stories...if i had to read little red riding hood one more time🙄0
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She told me that she couldn’t read...0
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He ignored my friends. No one gets to do that but me.0
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She ignored me to much in favor of her friends...0
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I corrected his non-Canadian spelling too much...it’s “favour”.0
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She always wanted “favors” ...0
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She was a little excessive over little things like grammar. Or spelling.0
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He hated that I was an English Professor0
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She was always correcting my grammar 😆0
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She was always calling me Grammar even tho I told her that only my Grandbabies can call me Mima!0
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she never leggo my eggo0
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He had an extensive Lincoln Logs collection when everyone knows LEGO’s are the in thing.1
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Didn’t love me0
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He made little piggy noises when I cooked bacon. It was either giving up bacon or him. Mmmm 🥓0
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She always tried to stay for breakfast 😂0
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He kicked me out after our wild night of passion with nary a piece of toast or a sip of Ethiopian nectar of the gods. 🙄0
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She apparently shared a night of Passion and toast with some new guy in town! 😧0
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Because she want passionate like the previous partner0
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