halloween

ermengarde22
ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
7 1/2 weeks til halloween
this year it’s on blue moon saturday

festive spooky memes 🎃 👻 💀 🔪 🩸

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  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    The best place to put one of my favorite spooky story recordings

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQXcklHHndY
  • fstrickl
    fstrickl Posts: 883 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    ive got a spooky halloween story:
    "it was canceled because of covid19!"

    More candy for me!!

    I used to work admin for a city councillor and one time a constituent emailed her city councillor asking if the city could move the date of Halloween to be on a weekend. It interfered with her schedule when it was on a week night. It made her stay up too late when she had to work the next day. That was one of the best requests I got. I should have escalated it to the mayors office.
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    This isn't strictly Halloween, but everyone loves a song that tells a story. Especially when it's the right kinda creepy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yywGI1H_oyM
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    ive got a spooky halloween story:
    "it was canceled because of covid19!"

    shhhhhh

    look candy corn o0x5ckf3ut6s.jpeg

    xmas has also been cancelled.

    Santa is a high-risk individual due to his advanced age and obesity.

    he simply cannot be allowed to fly in his sleigh this year and enter the homes of people who aren't in his immediate family.
    no but really- just wait until the holiday ads start showing up. i'll put money on it now that we'll see commercials and ads with Santa wearing a red mask; and hopefully, if we're lucky, he'll be saying "merry xmas everybody and don't forget to stay ho-ho-home this year!"
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    ive got a spooky halloween story:
    "it was canceled because of covid19!"

    shhhhhh

    look candy corn o0x5ckf3ut6s.jpeg

    xmas has also been cancelled.

    Santa is a high-risk individual due to his advanced age and obesity.

    he simply cannot be allowed to fly in his sleigh this year and enter the homes of people who aren't in his immediate family.
    no but really- just wait until the holiday ads start showing up. i'll put money on it now that we'll see commercials and ads with Santa wearing a red mask; and hopefully, if we're lucky, he'll be saying "merry xmas everybody and don't forget to stay ho-ho-home this year!"

    my festive seasonal spirit is the only thing keeping me goin rn tbh so i’ll just go back to shopping for a white buffalo head and fake blood for my sexy bad omen costume tyvm
  • fstrickl
    fstrickl Posts: 883 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    ive got a spooky halloween story:
    "it was canceled because of covid19!"

    shhhhhh

    look candy corn o0x5ckf3ut6s.jpeg

    xmas has also been cancelled.

    Santa is a high-risk individual due to his advanced age and obesity.

    he simply cannot be allowed to fly in his sleigh this year and enter the homes of people who aren't in his immediate family.
    no but really- just wait until the holiday ads start showing up. i'll put money on it now that we'll see commercials and ads with Santa wearing a red mask; and hopefully, if we're lucky, he'll be saying "merry xmas everybody and don't forget to stay ho-ho-home this year!"

    my festive seasonal spirit is the only thing keeping me goin rn tbh so i’ll just go back to shopping for a white buffalo head and fake blood for my sexy bad omen costume tyvm

    i think (once the State announces the cancellation of all Halloween parties, festivals, haunted houses, and trick or treating events of course) that everyone should just sit on their front porches with a slingshot and bags of candy to aim at the children on the sidewalk.

    this will maintain social distancing as well as ensure the children still have a safe and happy halloween.

    #yeetthetreats2020

    But actually, that would be awesome!
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    ive got a spooky halloween story:
    "it was canceled because of covid19!"

    shhhhhh

    look candy corn o0x5ckf3ut6s.jpeg

    xmas has also been cancelled.

    Santa is a high-risk individual due to his advanced age and obesity.

    he simply cannot be allowed to fly in his sleigh this year and enter the homes of people who aren't in his immediate family.
    no but really- just wait until the holiday ads start showing up. i'll put money on it now that we'll see commercials and ads with Santa wearing a red mask; and hopefully, if we're lucky, he'll be saying "merry xmas everybody and don't forget to stay ho-ho-home this year!"

    my festive seasonal spirit is the only thing keeping me goin rn tbh so i’ll just go back to shopping for a white buffalo head and fake blood for my sexy bad omen costume tyvm

    i think (once the State announces the cancellation of all Halloween parties, festivals, haunted houses, and trick or treating events of course) that everyone should just sit on their front porches with a slingshot and bags of candy to aim at the children on the sidewalk.

    this will maintain social distancing as well as ensure the children still have a safe and happy halloween.

    #yeetthetreats2020

    i like my idea better but same vibe
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    This year, I'll be handing out Covid-19 vaccines to all of the trick-or-treaters !!



    Either that or Tootsie Rolls.






    .... probably Tootsie Rolls.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    edited September 2020
    Pumpkins I did a few years ago... 😁
    My kid did the one on the left 😂

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  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    This year, I'll be handing out Covid-19 vaccines to all of the trick-or-treaters !!



    Either that or Tootsie Rolls.






    .... probably Tootsie Rolls.

    tootsie rolls are a terrible candy
  • fstrickl
    fstrickl Posts: 883 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    This year, I'll be handing out Covid-19 vaccines to all of the trick-or-treaters !!



    Either that or Tootsie Rolls.






    .... probably Tootsie Rolls.

    tootsie rolls are a terrible candy

    Yup...sorry, not sorry. Tootsie rolls were also left in the bottom of my pillow case. Any one else trick or treat with a pillow case? Also, did anyone else notice that the "mini" sized chocolate bars and candy have gotten even mini-er of late?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    This year, I'll be handing out Covid-19 vaccines to all of the trick-or-treaters !!



    Either that or Tootsie Rolls.






    .... probably Tootsie Rolls.

    tootsie rolls are a terrible candy

    yes, yes they are

    ..... and the ones I intend to hand out are at least three years old and more unyielding than an acorn.
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    ive got a spooky halloween story:
    "it was canceled because of covid19!"

    shhhhhh

    look candy corn o0x5ckf3ut6s.jpeg

    xmas has also been cancelled.

    Santa is a high-risk individual due to his advanced age and obesity.

    he simply cannot be allowed to fly in his sleigh this year and enter the homes of people who aren't in his immediate family.
    no but really- just wait until the holiday ads start showing up. i'll put money on it now that we'll see commercials and ads with Santa wearing a red mask; and hopefully, if we're lucky, he'll be saying "merry xmas everybody and don't forget to stay ho-ho-home this year!"

    my festive seasonal spirit is the only thing keeping me goin rn tbh so i’ll just go back to shopping for a white buffalo head and fake blood for my sexy bad omen costume tyvm

    i think (once the State announces the cancellation of all Halloween parties, festivals, haunted houses, and trick or treating events of course) that everyone should just sit on their front porches with a slingshot and bags of candy to aim at the children on the sidewalk.

    this will maintain social distancing as well as ensure the children still have a safe and happy halloween.

    #yeetthetreats2020

    Need to work on my aim then.
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    This year, I'll be handing out Covid-19 vaccines to all of the trick-or-treaters !!



    Either that or Tootsie Rolls.






    .... probably Tootsie Rolls.

    tootsie rolls are a terrible candy

    I like tootsie rolls. :) it's lollipops I never wanted. Or dum-dums or any of those things. I'm proud to say I've kept many a dentist in business with my tootsie roll obsession.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Last year my boy was the Joker and had a lot of fun, we made up our own version of the Joker rather than copy a movie depiction...

    Although for school, we were not allowed to paint his face because kids at the school might be afraid of clowns 🙄... I kid not, so lame...

    But we painted his face after school...

    This year, he's thrown around Sweeny Todd as an original idea 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Here's part of his costume from last year...
    The jokers club, and he also stole Batmans cape... 😂
    Which we painted ourselves, the cape glows in the dark 🤷🏽‍♂️
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    I love Halloween 😁
  • fstrickl
    fstrickl Posts: 883 Member
    Last year my boy was the Joker and had a lot of fun, we made up our own version of the Joker rather than copy a movie depiction...

    Although for school, we were not allowed to paint his face because kids at the school might be afraid of clowns 🙄... I kid not, so lame...

    But we painted his face after school...

    This year, he's thrown around Sweeny Todd as an original idea 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Here's part of his costume from last year...
    The jokers club, and he also stole Batmans cape... 😂
    Which we painted ourselves, the cape glows in the dark 🤷🏽‍♂️
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    I love Halloween 😁

    That’s so creative, which really is one of the best things of Halloween (and chocolate). I LOVE the Sweeney Todd idea.

    Clowns are freaky though, for real. In Sunday School when I was about 6, they brought in a Clown for whatever kind of fun activity/show and I straight up was uncomfortable. I started crying and then ran out to the sanctuary to sit with my dad. Years later I’ve learned clowns are still creepy AF. Do you all remember John Wayne Gacey Jr? That’s evidence enough for me.
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    So what are all of y'alls favorite Halloween Carols?
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    So what are all of y'alls favorite Halloween Carols?

    oh i love em all, the classics like ‘bela lugosi’s dead’ even avant-garde hits like the violin screeching knife from ‘psycho’
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    So what are all of y'alls favorite Halloween Carols?

    little wolf-skin boots
    and clove cigarettes

    an erotic funeral
    for which she's dressed

    her perfume smells like
    burning leaves

    every day
    is halloween

    oh that one gets me all choked up ❤️
  • fstrickl
    fstrickl Posts: 883 Member
    Throwing in some Totentanz by Listz. A good dead dance is always fun.

    Or just the sound of a door creaking periodically and random unknown times.
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    I wish I was a Halloween werewolf
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    So what are all of y'alls favorite Halloween Carols?

    Every year all day my boy and I dance around the house, air guitaring this song...

    https://youtu.be/yoB_pFibfyU