Walk into a nightclub and the person above is...
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            letting the bouncer know that he can take him0
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            Callousedthoughts wrote: ยปCallousedthoughts wrote: ยปTrying to get each of his friends alone for a minute and thinking of ways to bring up that hes a new real estate agent, and if they want to sell or buy a home....
 I mean, my name is spelled the "male" way, but IRL I've never been mistaken as a dude before. . .
 He's the Uber driving waiting outside the club. Provides a phone charger, but sells water bottles for $5 each.
 I totally botched that, could've sworn I was replying to someone else 
 Shes at the bar playing candy crush. Her phones at maximum volume and a few people are pretending they arent watching her play over her shoulder. Her plan is working perfectly.
 Lol - well as long as my candy crush is going well.
 ^^ is flirting with the bar tender. (Guy or girl doesnโt matter itโs a lil fun to flirt)
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            Flashing herSmileat the bartender because she knows it'll always get her free drinks! ๐0
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            She as always would be stealing the show on the dance floor.1
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            Trying to teach me the Robot! ๐ค ๐0
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            Doing the sexiest robot moves Iโve ever seen.1
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            Looking hawt lining up to sink the 8 ball in the side pocket off 3 rails.0
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            Has had too much liquid confidence and is bent on getting every girls number0
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            Continuously getting carded due to his youthful looks! ๐1
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            Winking at all the pretty ladies.0
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            Ordering Shots!! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ0
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            Always!0
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            Buying shots for Sweet_A and her girls as they celebrate her 23rd birthday. Uh oh, heโs just ordered her a naughty one buried in whipped cream. Itโs gonna get messy tonight!!1
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            Secretly eyeballing the guy whose buying drinks hoping to squeeze in on the fun!0
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            Totally misjudging the older blondeโs look of bemusement1
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            A cougar doing her thang  0 0
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            Joining me in the VIP lounge making googly eyes at our waiter Andre'1
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            "Accidently" stomping on some other ladies toes as she dances. Im sure Andre being near had nothing to do with it1
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            Paying off Andre' to make me nervous ๐0
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            Watching Calloused with Andre, wondering what plans are being concocted.0
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            Telling me everything that she overheard0
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            Giggling and loudly repeating everything Cat tells her for everyone to hear.0
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            Giggling loudly talking about Andre..... who the heck is Andre but more importantly, whoโs that Cat????? ๐0
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            Trying to get Cat's Digits โ๏ธ(From everyone but Cat)0
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            Giving juketiz fake numbers and giggling as she watches him try them.0
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            Serenading the woman next to him. Heโs got quite a good voice based on the way sheโs looking at him.0
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            Stunning! She looks at me and suddenly Iโm at a loss for words.........0
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            Falling head over heels with the pretty lady with the dimples and amazing smile ๐0
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