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I've lost an Elephant Penis

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  • AmethystEFC
    AmethystEFC Posts: 140 Member
    I've lost an adult woman and a car tyre.

    Well, gosh :o
  • MySlimGoals
    MySlimGoals Posts: 754 Member
    Today I finally lost an elephants penis. Silly me. How could I lose that?
  • Snarfster42
    Snarfster42 Posts: 15 Member
    Too funny this. Just realized that right now I've lost a 2 year old child and by the time I am done I'll have lost a calf.
  • Lietchi
    Lietchi Posts: 7,025 Member
    So far: a small bale of hay, or two average 2 year olds :mrgreen:
  • robynmac5819
    robynmac5819 Posts: 161 Member
    I’ve lost slightly over a bale of hay, goal is to lose an Irish setter.


    And holy crap, wasn’t aware their penis was so heavy! Honestly that is a bit terrifying.
  • katescurios
    katescurios Posts: 225 Member
    I’ve lost 23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
  • shirtswiththumbholes
    shirtswiththumbholes Posts: 179 Member
    A whole a** leg hahaha
  • charmmeth
    charmmeth Posts: 936 Member
    I am a pound short of losing a car tyre /automobile tire. :)
  • walk4today
    walk4today Posts: 1,196 Member
    I've lost a chihuahua and half a guinea pig :)
  • MadisonMolly2017
    MadisonMolly2017 Posts: 11,274 Member
    Wow! Not till this moment did I realize how much I used to carry around! Wow!😳😳😳

    THREE automobile tires πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜ + a Chihuahua πŸ• + a human brain 🧠

    OR FOUR tires πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜minus a newborn baby πŸ‘ΆπŸ»

    And now I weigh a fashion model holding a kid-size microwave πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
  • DeterminedFee201426
    DeterminedFee201426 Posts: 859 Member
    16 pounds:A sperm whale brain.
  • Sand_TIger
    Sand_TIger Posts: 1,099 Member
    I've lost the world's largest ball of tape plus one human brain! I love it!
  • katescurios
    katescurios Posts: 225 Member
    An average human leg and an ostrich egg.

    Only 1 lb away from an elephants heart.
  • getitamb
    getitamb Posts: 2,019 Member
    3 away from a bale of hay
  • cstatdixon
    cstatdixon Posts: 11 Member
    I'm currently 0.6 pounds shy of losing a 5000 BTU air conditioner.
  • tuddy315
    tuddy315 Posts: 11,750 Member
    I'm down a guinea pig and an elephant's heart
  • uyister
    uyister Posts: 155 Member
    I have lost a gold brick and a guinea pig!!

    I now weigh Arnold Schwarzenegger holding 10dz eggs!!
  • asthesoapturns
    asthesoapturns Posts: 313 Member
    An Irish setter. Cool.
  • spyro88
    spyro88 Posts: 472 Member
    I love this! I've lost a Bald Eagle! (I have held one of those on my arm and they are HEAVY!)
  • Zenaryaa
    Zenaryaa Posts: 16 Member
    I've lost a mid-size microwave, but am shooting for the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape! Haha.
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    I'm between an Irish Setter and a Gold Brick.
  • olympos92
    olympos92 Posts: 76 Member
    The title brought me here. What and odd thing to compare lol made me laugh though! :D

    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year

    Can't wait to get more funny ones later on. :D
  • WendyGail69
    WendyGail69 Posts: 2 Member
    I've lost a rack of baby back ribs. LOL
  • OhioViking79
    OhioViking79 Posts: 76 Member
    I am a pound shy of loosing the amount of cheese an average American eat in a year, and now weigh just an ostrich egg less than Arnold! Oh my!
    What is best in life? To crush your pounds, to see them driven before you, and to hear NOT the lamentations of your bathroom scales.
  • jeannemarie333
    jeannemarie333 Posts: 214 Member
    Wow!!! thanks! and congratulations!!
  • StephanieStC
    StephanieStC Posts: 59 Member
    This is funny. I've never seen this posting before. I've lost a bald eagle so far.
  • 19KCMama
    19KCMama Posts: 122 Member
    I lost a bald eagle πŸ¦…!
  • uyister
    uyister Posts: 155 Member
    As of this morning, I've lost 'the amount of trash you throw away in a month' + 'an average human brain 🧠'.

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