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    I've lost an Elephant Penis

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    • Posts: 140 Member
      I've lost an adult woman and a car tyre.

      Well, gosh :o
    • Posts: 754 Member
      Today I finally lost an elephants penis. Silly me. How could I lose that?
    • Posts: 15 Member
      Too funny this. Just realized that right now I've lost a 2 year old child and by the time I am done I'll have lost a calf.
    • Posts: 7,009 Member
      So far: a small bale of hay, or two average 2 year olds :mrgreen:
    • Posts: 161 Member
      I’ve lost slightly over a bale of hay, goal is to lose an Irish setter.


      And holy crap, wasn’t aware their penis was so heavy! Honestly that is a bit terrifying.
    • Posts: 225 Member
      I’ve lost 23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    • Posts: 179 Member
      A whole a** leg hahaha
    • Posts: 936 Member
      I am a pound short of losing a car tyre /automobile tire. :)
    • Posts: 1,196 Member
      I've lost a chihuahua and half a guinea pig :)
    • Posts: 11,245 Member
      Wow! Not till this moment did I realize how much I used to carry around! Wow!😳😳😳

      THREE automobile tires 🔘🔘🔘 + a Chihuahua 🐕 + a human brain 🧠

      OR FOUR tires 🔘🔘🔘🔘minus a newborn baby 👶🏻

      And now I weigh a fashion model holding a kid-size microwave 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
    • Posts: 859 Member
      16 pounds:A sperm whale brain.
    • Posts: 1,099 Member
      I've lost the world's largest ball of tape plus one human brain! I love it!
    • Posts: 225 Member
      An average human leg and an ostrich egg.

      Only 1 lb away from an elephants heart.
    • Posts: 2,019 Member
      3 away from a bale of hay
    • Posts: 11 Member
      I'm currently 0.6 pounds shy of losing a 5000 BTU air conditioner.
    • Posts: 11,732 Member
      I'm down a guinea pig and an elephant's heart
    • Posts: 155 Member
      I have lost a gold brick and a guinea pig!!

      I now weigh Arnold Schwarzenegger holding 10dz eggs!!
    • Posts: 313 Member
      An Irish setter. Cool.
    • Posts: 472 Member
      I love this! I've lost a Bald Eagle! (I have held one of those on my arm and they are HEAVY!)
    • Posts: 16 Member
      I've lost a mid-size microwave, but am shooting for the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape! Haha.
    • Posts: 1,453 Member
      I'm between an Irish Setter and a Gold Brick.
    • Posts: 76 Member
      The title brought me here. What and odd thing to compare lol made me laugh though! :D

      30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year

      Can't wait to get more funny ones later on. :D
    • Posts: 2 Member
      I've lost a rack of baby back ribs. LOL
    • Posts: 76 Member
      I am a pound shy of loosing the amount of cheese an average American eat in a year, and now weigh just an ostrich egg less than Arnold! Oh my!
      What is best in life? To crush your pounds, to see them driven before you, and to hear NOT the lamentations of your bathroom scales.
    • Posts: 214 Member
      Wow!!! thanks! and congratulations!!
    • Posts: 59 Member
      This is funny. I've never seen this posting before. I've lost a bald eagle so far.
    • Posts: 122 Member
      I lost a bald eagle 🦅!
    • Posts: 155 Member
      As of this morning, I've lost 'the amount of trash you throw away in a month' + 'an average human brain 🧠'.

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