We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She didn't like eating Chinese food ever since I told her it was really cat, not chicken.0
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He would never eat my cooking and only ate what he made.0
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She tried to poison my food, who would do that to pizza?0
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Gosh........ let it go already! How was I to know those Deadly Dapperling mushrooms were poisonous??!!! 🙄0
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tried to get me to do shrooms. nope, I was out0
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I fed him homemade Mushroom Soup and he flipped Out!!!1
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She neglected to rinse mushrooms before making her homemade Mushroom Soup. It’s petty, I know, but I just couldn’t stomach her cooking.0
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Gave my pancakes away 😤0
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Never ever ever ever made me pancakes ☹️0
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She demanded pancakes every day of the week. It took the fun out of pancake spontaneity.1
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She would never make waffles. Only pancakes0
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He wouldn't Leggo my Eggo if you know what I mean...
Because I sure don't.0 -
She wouldn't leggo my French toast0
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She stole my Eggo0
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His ego was too big 🙄0
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She wasn't a real red head0
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He wanted me to be more like Josh0
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He couldn't keep up with the Jones's.0
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He was always "Jonesing" for the Jones's0
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She asked me to “walk it off” every time I complained of back pain.0
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He took sick leave after getting a paper cut 🙄0
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She kept cutting with paper. That hurts...0
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He didn't like the bargain
toilet paper I bought...
You should really appreciate my frugal shopping!! 😟0 -
She didn’t appreciate me using her wash cloths instead of her one-ply TP.0
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She kept staining my guest towels. 😳0
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Because I have this weird thing about folding the towels a certain way, and it was just too much for him.
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He buried me in towels. 😡1
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She buried me in vowels. Being Canadian she likes adding a u to almoust eveurything1
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He was always trying to speak to me in Canadian, but I could never understand what "úuuuuuuuuuuuuh"meant .0
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