Curious on calories burned while crawling hands/knees

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  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
    That depends... are you carrying anyone on your back?

    what is the point of crawling anywhere if you arent gonna play ride the pony?

    Serving your master, sir.

    you, i like you
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    That depends... are you carrying anyone on your back?

    what is the point of crawling anywhere if you arent gonna play ride the pony?

    Serving your master, sir.

    you, i like you

    So do my husband and boyfriend. They are unsure of you.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Bump! Not sure if this is a serious post or not haha!

    What a goof!
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
    That depends... are you carrying anyone on your back?

    what is the point of crawling anywhere if you arent gonna play ride the pony?

    Serving your master, sir.

    you, i like you

    So do my husband and boyfriend. They are unsure of you.

    i was taught to share when i was little
  • LaurySch
    LaurySch Posts: 277 Member
    The only thing I remember doing on my hands and knees as a child of 6 was pretending to be a turtle and I recall the horrible rugburn on my nose because of it.

    I cannot fathom any 'exercise' as an adult with the intention of weightloss that I would willingly participate in and therefore need to count calories while doing.

    Now, as a recreational activity I can honestly say there are advantages to this position. But I'm sure there are a million threads detailing why these are not counted towards cardio or strength training.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    That depends... are you carrying anyone on your back?

    what is the point of crawling anywhere if you arent gonna play ride the pony?

    Serving your master, sir.

    you, i like you

    So do my husband and boyfriend. They are unsure of you.

    i was taught to share when i was little

    Your judgement is coming.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    That depends... are you carrying anyone on your back?

    what is the point of crawling anywhere if you arent gonna play ride the pony?

    Serving your master, sir.

    you, i like you

    So do my husband and boyfriend. They are unsure of you.

    i was taught to share when i was little

    Your judgement is coming.

    Hmm... gotta go with the old thumbs down on this one.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I don't know about calories, but did you know there's quite a demand for stuff like this?
    People who want to crawl on their hands and knees can meet other people who like to...wait for it...make people crawl. You might even get paid to do it and i hear the outfits are quite interesting.

    Someone had to go there, and I should have guessed it was you.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    I have the Human Centipede in my head now :sick: :sick: :sick:

    Ewww! Seriously. What the ****?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I seem to remember as a kid one of the larger calorie burns seemed to come from crawling on hands and knees.

    Been looking on websites trying to find a accurate calorie burn for it, if it was done as part of a exercise program.

    Is this in the Jenna Jamison workout DVD's?

    Wait... She maked workout DVDs? I wanna see these.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    That depends... are you carrying anyone on your back?

    what is the point of crawling anywhere if you arent gonna play ride the pony?

    Serving your master, sir.

    you, i like you

    Are you hitting on my lady?
  • blu_meanie_ca
    blu_meanie_ca Posts: 352 Member
    There was a post earlier about "DOMs" and trembling legs.... add this post in, sounds like quite the night.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    That depends... are you carrying anyone on your back?

    what is the point of crawling anywhere if you arent gonna play ride the pony?

    Serving your master, sir.


    you, i like you

    So do my husband and boyfriend. They are unsure of you.

    Back in your collar missy

    dogcol03.jpg
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    That depends... are you carrying anyone on your back?

    what is the point of crawling anywhere if you arent gonna play ride the pony?

    Serving your master, sir.

    you, i like you

    So do my husband and boyfriend. They are unsure of you.

    i was taught to share when i was little

    I do share. Not with you.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    That depends... are you carrying anyone on your back?

    what is the point of crawling anywhere if you arent gonna play ride the pony?

    Serving your master, sir.

    you, i like you

    So do my husband and boyfriend. They are unsure of you.

    i was taught to share when i was little

    Your judgement is coming.

    death by bufu
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    I don't know about calories, but did you know there's quite a demand for stuff like this?
    People who want to crawl on their hands and knees can meet other people who like to...wait for it...make people crawl. You might even get paid to do it and i hear the outfits are quite interesting.
    Yeah! Dominate those calories!...oh wait...I guess you wouldn't do that if you wanted to *has a complex*
  • nguk123
    nguk123 Posts: 223
    Versaclimber, for crawling vertically.
    More challenging, better workout :-)
  • Fat_Bride93
    Fat_Bride93 Posts: 3
    Guys? Seriously? Probably not a sexual thing, but the same reason I'm here! crawl-chasing babies and teaching them to crawl! Yeah it's probably not as good as walking and definitely won't be as good as running, but it would be nice to add it when you're doing it for 30 min +!! :laugh:
  • ajrosenmeier
    ajrosenmeier Posts: 5 Member
    I work in crawlspaces for a living and would love to know the answer to this. It is hard work.
  • skippygirlsmom
    skippygirlsmom Posts: 4,433 Member
    The amount burned depends on if you're begging for forgiveness while crawling on your hands and knees.
  • criticaltodd
    criticaltodd Posts: 86
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORUVgqJLHEU
  • NonSpeakingNotSilent
    NonSpeakingNotSilent Posts: 13 Member
    Bumping this up to add this https://www.runnersworld.com/training/a20866689/why-crawling-like-a-baby-can-give-you-a-crazy-good-workout/

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