I will swipe past you or like/message you on this dating app if you________
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Don't have a clear, unfuzzy, unfiltered shot of your face and body.
Have a bunch of photos meticulously staged to make it appear that you are rich and successful and have an exciting, action-packed life.
Your ideal date is 420 chillin' at home.
Just to get us started.
Edited: I wanted to include the positive stuff too!
I will like you if you have a witty sense of humor.
Have a bunch of photos meticulously staged to make it appear that you are rich and successful and have an exciting, action-packed life.
Your ideal date is 420 chillin' at home.
Just to get us started.
Edited: I wanted to include the positive stuff too!
I will like you if you have a witty sense of humor.
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If you look like Franklin the turtle
If you express a political view I oppose that's important to me
Group shots with your friends and I don't know which one is you
'sapiosexual'
Holding a fish or dead dear
Religious
Getting wasted is your only past time
Pictures with women that obviously aren't your mom
Glad I don't have to deal with dating apps rn. π The flashbacks π€―5 -
a paragraph of descriptive text
an onlyfans link5 -
Yoshiboobs wrote: Β»If you look like Franklin the turtle
If you express a political view I oppose that's important to me
Group shots with your friends and I don't know which one is you
'sapiosexual'
Holding a fish or dead dear
Religious
Getting wasted is your only past time
Pictures with women that obviously aren't your mom
Glad I don't have to deal with dating apps rn. π The flashbacks π€―
I gotta ask: Why the beef against "sapiosexuals"? Something about the word itself or do you really not like people who value intelligence as a desirable attribute?
P.S. Not attacking you; genuinely curious!0 -
KosmosKitten wrote: Β»Yoshiboobs wrote: Β»If you look like Franklin the turtle
If you express a political view I oppose that's important to me
Group shots with your friends and I don't know which one is you
'sapiosexual'
Holding a fish or dead dear
Religious
Getting wasted is your only past time
Pictures with women that obviously aren't your mom
Glad I don't have to deal with dating apps rn. π The flashbacks π€―
I gotta ask: Why the beef against "sapiosexuals"? Something about the word itself or do you really not like people who value intelligence as a desirable attribute?
P.S. Not attacking you; genuinely curious!
It's not even about the actual meaning of the word it's about the people who use it. I enjoy intelligence too but it feels pretentious, feels like a competition, feels predictable. I've also never had an interesting conversation with someone who used it. π€·π»ββοΈ7 -
Yoshiboobs wrote: Β»KosmosKitten wrote: Β»Yoshiboobs wrote: Β»If you look like Franklin the turtle
If you express a political view I oppose that's important to me
Group shots with your friends and I don't know which one is you
'sapiosexual'
Holding a fish or dead dear
Religious
Getting wasted is your only past time
Pictures with women that obviously aren't your mom
Glad I don't have to deal with dating apps rn. π The flashbacks π€―
I gotta ask: Why the beef against "sapiosexuals"? Something about the word itself or do you really not like people who value intelligence as a desirable attribute?
P.S. Not attacking you; genuinely curious!
It's not even about the actual meaning of the word it's about the people who use it. I enjoy intelligence too but it feels pretentious, feels like a competition, feels predictable. I've also never had an interesting conversation with someone who used it. π€·π»ββοΈ
This makes 100% sense to me. Thanks for responding! I think I've only ever run across one person who used the term in person and I don't use dating apps, so haven't run across it "in the wild" on a profile.1 -
no artsy black and white pics of their favorite animal6
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Left:
* No text
* Text is basically whining about not having any luck on the app
* "my kids are my priority" or "no games" - this goes without saying
* pretentious about almost anything
* is looking for a camping buddy
* shirtless photo
* Isn't age appropriate for me
Right:
* slightly goofy text and/or photos
* handsome in an unconventional way
* reads
* wide ranging taste in music4 -
Yoshiboobs wrote: Β»KosmosKitten wrote: Β»Yoshiboobs wrote: Β»If you look like Franklin the turtle
If you express a political view I oppose that's important to me
Group shots with your friends and I don't know which one is you
'sapiosexual'
Holding a fish or dead dear
Religious
Getting wasted is your only past time
Pictures with women that obviously aren't your mom
Glad I don't have to deal with dating apps rn. π The flashbacks π€―
I gotta ask: Why the beef against "sapiosexuals"? Something about the word itself or do you really not like people who value intelligence as a desirable attribute?
P.S. Not attacking you; genuinely curious!
It's not even about the actual meaning of the word it's about the people who use it. I enjoy intelligence too but it feels pretentious, feels like a competition, feels predictable. I've also never had an interesting conversation with someone who used it. π€·π»ββοΈ
Phew, never heard of the term so I'm safe.1 -
there needs to be a bucket of fried chicken somewhere in their profile pic.1
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Kashmir_314_ wrote: Β»Pose in front of your "hot car." I don't like competition.
The "hot car" they probably don't even own and just took a shot in front of a car dealership or someone they know who actually owns one.4 -
"must be over 6 feet"4
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Kashmir_314_ wrote: Β»Pose in front of your "hot car." I don't like competition.
what if it's a food truck instead of a hot car ?
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I remember when I was doing online dating I would ignore those with unclear pics, or no body pic, if they wrote nothing in their bio, or if they say they donβt want anything serious.2
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Right hot, left not π€·π½ββοΈ...
Everything else is just interesting π€·π½ββοΈ1 -
Kashmir_314_ wrote: Β»sweet_ermengarde wrote: Β»no artsy black and white pics of their favorite animal
How bout bananas? π
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I'm going to a special place when I die, aren't I?9 -
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Let's play the "how long can I keep posting stuff like this before I get put in MFP jail" game.
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