I will swipe past you or like/message you on this dating app if you________

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  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,365 Member
    edited November 2020
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    Holding a fish or dead dear

    That probably eliminates 99% of the guys here. ETA: "here" as in my neck of the woods, not MFP

    I'd say the other 1% eliminate themselves with (empty profile) "I'm an open book, ask me anything" or bitter rants about their exes and how they don't want another one like that.... but obviously there's a lot of overlap.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    "don't introduce me to a vibe you can't maintain 💁🏼💅🏻"

    What does that even mean?

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  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    Depends if it's after midnight and I'm bored.
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    no artsy black and white pics of their favorite animal

    How bout bananas? 😏0oaryq4qtwe0.jpg

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  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    "don't introduce me to a vibe you can't maintain 💁🏼💅🏻"

    hey that’s my line! 😡
  • JessBbody
    JessBbody Posts: 523 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    "don't introduce me to a vibe you can't maintain 💁🏼💅🏻"

    Blech.

    Have you actually heard this said or read this?

    The gall.

  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    edited November 2020
    If I joined Tinder as a social experiment, how inflated or deflated do you think my ego would get? If I wrote up a witty and short profile and followed the advice here, would it prove that men will flock to the DMs of any and all available girls or would my self-esteem be crushed like a pancake getting steamrollered on Neptune? :lol:

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    Don't mind me, I have weird shower thoughts from time to time!

  • JessBbody
    JessBbody Posts: 523 Member
    I'm pretty sure that on that app it's not the size of your wits that matters.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    edited November 2020
    JessBbody wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure that on that app it's not the size of your wits that matters.

    Well then, I'm out. I have no sizeable assets! :lol:
  • JessBbody
    JessBbody Posts: 523 Member
    I feel you. I'm out too.

    My dirty pillows are less than voluminous.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,612 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    "don't introduce me to a vibe you can't maintain 💁🏼💅🏻"

    I get this ...many times the online persona did not carry over. Unless you mean something else which you very well could

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