Confessions of.....

BigBeaver
BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
What, it is boring on MFP tonight, so I thought I would start a thread. Give me a silly confession, if you are brave enough.
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  • shelbym87
    shelbym87 Posts: 122 Member
    To start a confession thread you must first confess something...
  • quietlywinning
    quietlywinning Posts: 889 Member
    I have a hard time forcing myself to go to bed at night, even if I'm about falling off my chair from sleepiness. I HATE to go to bed at night. And I hate to get up in the morning!
  • BigBeaver
    BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
    To start a confession thread you must first confess something...

    *SMH*
    Uh-uh, its my thread so I don't have too..............
  • Rae6503
    Rae6503 Posts: 6,294 Member
    I cleaned our master bathroom today. It had probably been 3 weeks. It was disgusting.
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    And here I was thinking you were a teenage drama queen... Oh well.

    Confessions, huh? One that won't get this deleted??? Tricky...







    Here: In the last 5 or 6 years, I've realized I'd LOVE to be with a chick, but have lost my opportunity, as the hubs isn't open to that. :ohwell:
  • AddA2UDE
    AddA2UDE Posts: 382
    I confess that I have nothing to confess.
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    I am unashamedly an assaholic.....
  • lilwashee
    lilwashee Posts: 222 Member
    lame
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    only because this just happened so its fresh on my mind.....



    I belch like a frat dude after a kegger.
    And Im pretty proud of my skill. Though its terribly un-ladylike
  • BigBeaver
    BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
    I am unashamedly an assaholic.....

    hmmmmm....I think I like this, meaning that you are appreciative of a nice booty, yeah, I can dig it.
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
    I wasnt always this awesome it wasnt until i became overweight that i got this great confidence
  • FindingFit50s
    FindingFit50s Posts: 162
    I am unashamedly an assaholic.....

    Well.... I'm just a ( • Y • ) addict....
  • anewattitude
    anewattitude Posts: 483 Member
    Back in my wild days I had two firemen in my bedroom at the same time.



    But to be fair they were actually there to put out the fire!
  • BigBeaver
    BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
    alright, here it goes, confession time.................






















    I confess, I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll
  • FindingFit50s
    FindingFit50s Posts: 162
    lame

    That's your confession? Okay.
  • BigBeaver
    BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
    I am unashamedly an assaholic.....

    Well.... I'm just a ( • Y • ) addict....

    I too suffer from this addiction
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    I am unashamedly an assaholic.....

    I read this as "assholeish." *kitten* a holic. Makes more sense... :laugh:
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
    I too, miss the boob thread from last night...
  • Goddess111682
    Goddess111682 Posts: 32 Member
    im eating an angus bacon burger from msd's! nums!
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    only because this just happened so its fresh on my mind.....



    I belch like a frat dude after a kegger.
    And Im pretty proud of my skill. Though its terribly un-ladylike


    omg, I love you! I've been that way since I was a kid and I think its HILARIOUS!
  • Spitfirex007
    Spitfirex007 Posts: 749 Member
    I once woke up next to a naked man at a party. It's cool though. I wasn't that drunk! :laugh: My x girlfriend told him to crash in our bed because he was way to toasted to go anywhere. How he got naked..well that is a whole different story.
  • BigBeaver
    BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
    okay, real time confession--I can't post anymore naughty stuff, cause I have been threatened to be shut down multiple times, I am trying to be a good boy.
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    I am unashamedly an assaholic.....

    hmmmmm....I think I like this, meaning that you are appreciative of a nice booty, yeah, I can dig it.


    yea, I do like a nice booty, but um, I meant I like, no, LOVE having um... relatiions.... like ALL the time... :smooched:
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    I am unashamedly an assaholic.....

    hmmmmm....I think I like this, meaning that you are appreciative of a nice booty, yeah, I can dig it.


    yea, I do like a nice booty, but um, I meant I like, no, LOVE having um... relatiions.... like ALL the time... :smooched:


    I love you.
  • cschu544
    cschu544 Posts: 320 Member
    I attempted to join the army as a chick. Turns out I have a heart murmur that you can only detect under stress (MEPS is stressful..) so I was disqualified permanently.

    My dreams were actually horribly crushed.
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    okay, real time confession--I can't post anymore naughty stuff, cause I have been threatened to be shut down multiple times, I am trying to be a good boy.

    :grumble:
  • cschu544
    cschu544 Posts: 320 Member
    I am unashamedly an assaholic.....

    hmmmmm....I think I like this, meaning that you are appreciative of a nice booty, yeah, I can dig it.


    yea, I do like a nice booty, but um, I meant I like, no, LOVE having um... relatiions.... like ALL the time... :smooched:

    You should be adding a lot of "quick cals" in your diary then ;) that's where I post my "relations" haaa
  • BigBeaver
    BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
    I am unashamedly an assaholic.....

    hmmmmm....I think I like this, meaning that you are appreciative of a nice booty, yeah, I can dig it.


    yea, I do like a nice booty, but um, I meant I like, no, LOVE having um... relatiions.... like ALL the time... :smooched:

    OOOh, gee, well in that case, so glad we are friends, LOL
  • steveh08
    steveh08 Posts: 66 Member
    I can'tunderstand why I just read all two pages of this.
  • BigBeaver
    BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
    I can'tunderstand why I just read all two pages of this.

    Cause you were hoping for something juicier, and you were a sucker for the tagline, like most people your curiousity got the best of you.
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