What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • Iron_Muscle_
    Iron_Muscle_ Posts: 5,095 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Iron_Muscle_ wrote: »
    A heartbeat

    I recently asked my son what he's looking for in a girlfriend.

    His answer was:

    "A Pulse."

    Then:

    "Aged 18 to 80."


    Followed by:

    "Not Bat-Guano Crazy."



    I told him:

    "Well...... two outta three ain't bad!"

    Ha, that's a start. Yes 2 outta 3 for sure. lol
  • Iron_Muscle_
    Iron_Muscle_ Posts: 5,095 Member
    But really it would be nice eyes
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Gets nervous and giddy when I come around...
    Like a pony...
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,329 Member
    When she have nice set of boo..
    boots!! For a nice hike in the woods.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,632 Member
    A man that is okay with the fact that sometimes I am a complete goofball.
    Even better if he can match me in goofiness. 🥸💓
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    When they have the ability to fend off Russian hackers with you
  • Jeffit_170
    Jeffit_170 Posts: 148 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    When I'm his weakness ❤

    Yes!
  • tmanfive
    tmanfive Posts: 1,365 Member
    When her and I are what Luke Combs sings about.
  • tmanfive
    tmanfive Posts: 1,365 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    When they have the ability to fend off Russian hackers with you

    So a defensive team. Not the offense.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    When she have nice set of boo..
    boots!! For a nice hike in the woods.

    My mind automatically read this as “books.”
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited June 2021
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    When she have nice set of boo..
    boots!! For a nice hike in the woods.

    My mind automatically read this as “books.”

    Mine went to boomerangs 🤷‍♀️🤣
  • ilovecereals182
    ilovecereals182 Posts: 212 Member
    Ummm I like it when they sorta look my way and are like “hello”….
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    When she have nice set of boo..
    boots!! For a nice hike in the woods.

    My mind automatically read this as “books.”

    .....mine went to 'Booker T. Washington'



    ( which makes about as much sense as anything else on mfp)
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,632 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    When she have nice set of boo..
    boots!! For a nice hike in the woods.

    My mind automatically read this as “books.”

    My mind read boobs! 🤷🏼‍♀️
    😂😈😂
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    When she have nice set of boo..
    boots!! For a nice hike in the woods.

    My mind automatically read this as “books.”

    My mind read boobs! 🤷🏼‍♀️
    😂😈😂

    I’m a little shocked that mine didn’t. 😂
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    When she have nice set of boo..
    boots!! For a nice hike in the woods.

    My mind automatically read this as “books.”

    Mine went to boomerangs 🤷‍♀️🤣

    Mine went where everybody else's went but won't admit to it. :)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    When she have nice set of boo..
    boots!! For a nice hike in the woods.

    My mind automatically read this as “books.”

    Mine went to boomerangs 🤷‍♀️🤣

    Mine went where everybody else's went but won't admit to it. :)

    🤭 😁
  • strangeanimal55
    strangeanimal55 Posts: 87 Member
    When he has unpopular opinions and doesn't care
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    When she have nice set of boo..
    boots!! For a nice hike in the woods.

    My mind automatically read this as “books.”

    My mind read boobs! 🤷🏼‍♀️
    😂😈😂

    I’m a little shocked that mine didn’t. 😂

    This is the funniest thing I've heard all day 😂
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