Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker
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Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »scratchmyTwitch wrote: »Perpetual victims. Every boss is a jerk, every ex is crazy, it’s absolutely impossible to get out of their current unhappy situation, they’ve never had any lucky breaks even though they deserve them more than other people.
I feel targeted
you guys are cracking me up!3 -
If he favors werewolves over vampires. Just no2
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scratchmyTwitch wrote: »If he favors werewolves over vampires. Just no
...I feel targeted3 -
Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »scratchmyTwitch wrote: »If he favors werewolves over vampires. Just no
...I feel targeted
You never finished telling me what happens when a vampire gets bitten by a zombie werewolf1 -
scratchmyTwitch wrote: »Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »scratchmyTwitch wrote: »If he favors werewolves over vampires. Just no
...I feel targeted
You never finished telling me what happens when a vampire gets bitten by a zombie werewolf
Mostly carnage really3 -
calls me from South Korea screaming at me5
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scratchmyTwitch wrote: »
you strike me as the "stops responding to texts when angry" type of classy lady anyhow4 -
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scratchmyTwitch wrote: »
closure is important often1 -
scratchmyTwitch wrote: »
closure is important often
IS THIS A CODE?!1 -
scratchmyTwitch wrote: »scratchmyTwitch wrote: »
closure is important often
IS THIS A CODE?!
THE CROW FLIES AT MIDNIGHT2 -
Oh phew! I thought it was the other thingscratchmyTwitch wrote: »scratchmyTwitch wrote: »
closure is important often
IS THIS A CODE?!
THE CROW FLIES AT MIDNIGHT
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »If he's into classical music
Whoa.... what?
No.
Classical Music is Awesome.
Bach
Mozart
Chopin
Haydn
Schubert
Copland
Lizst
Racmaninoff
Wagner
Ravel
Strauss
Beethoven
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Motorsheen wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »If he's into classical music
Whoa.... what?
No.
Classical Music is Awesome.
Bach
Mozart
Chopin
Haydn
Schubert
Copland
Lizst
Racmaninoff
Wagner
Ravel
Strauss
Beethoven
Ok now you’re just making names up4 -
We were going to have Moonlight Sonata the 3rd movement as the recessional at our wedding but my mom asked me to do only one thing for her that day and it was.. to not 😁
I still think it would’ve been hilarious though
https://youtu.be/BV7RkEL6oRc 3 -
Motorsheen wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »If he's into classical music
Whoa.... what?
No.
Classical Music is Awesome.
Bach
Mozart
Chopin
Haydn
Schubert
Copland
Lizst
Racmaninoff
Wagner
Ravel
Strauss
Beethoven
Ok now you’re just making names up
@CacoEther
Ted Bach
Jerry Mozart
Alvin Chopin
Skip Haydn
Stan Schubert
Rex Copland
Bobby Lizst
Steve Racmaninoff
Dougie Wagner
Ricky Ravel
Jim Strauss
Alex Beethoven1 -
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if they play hard to get0
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Red flag I missed:
When he keeps saying he wished he’d met you when you were younger (when you met in your 20s anyway) and hoards pictures of your younger self...
(Took me almost 20 years to figure this one out, when I’d got too old for him to be interested anymore.)7 -
A long, skinny neck because we all know what that means.1
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scratchmyTwitch wrote: »Perpetual victims. Every boss is a jerk, every ex is crazy, it’s absolutely impossible to get out of their current unhappy situation, they’ve never had any lucky breaks even though they deserve them more than other people.
Ah, so one of the tenants of narcissism. Joy.
Agree, super hard pass.0 -
scratchmyTwitch wrote: »If he favors werewolves over vampires. Just no
**must resist the urge to disagree because it's not science misinformation and/or woo**
Werewolves rock; vampires are overly-done vapid pretty boys.calls me from South Korea screaming at me
I mean, I'll call you from S. Korea when I get there, but it won't be to yell at ya'.
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The crazy eyes on their dating site profiles. Crazy every damn time.2
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An electric guitar with a drill on the end of it2
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A lot of unnecessary swearing, because 2020 is full of necessary swearing but I do have a limit.0
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thereshegoesagain wrote: »A lot of unnecessary swearing, because 2020 is full of necessary swearing but I do have a limit.
I realize I am the worst with the cussing. I started saying things like fudgesicles, crackerjacks, holy fudge crackers and a few other things to reduce my swearing. So now I just say these things way more than I ever cussed. UGH.3 -
thereshegoesagain wrote: »A lot of unnecessary swearing, because 2020 is full of necessary swearing but I do have a limit.
This made me laugh out loud0 -
GymGoddessGoals wrote: »thereshegoesagain wrote: »A lot of unnecessary swearing, because 2020 is full of necessary swearing but I do have a limit.
I realize I am the worst with the cussing. I started saying things like fudgesicles, crackerjacks, holy fudge crackers and a few other things to reduce my swearing. So now I just say these things way more than I ever cussed. UGH.
....then this made me laugh more1
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