Policies for [your] Life - Bite-size edition
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This thread is for the tried-and-true rules for life that you have borne out in your own life.
Since this is my thread, I make the rules so here they are:
1) NO LISTS. Only put down one thing at a time. Spam the thread with a hundred posts if you want, but if you make a single post with a hundred things itemized.. listen, nothing will happen but just don’t do it. Nobody likes reading that much
3) Also, don’t be that guy who comes in just to tell other people what they should do. “I have a rule for life. Learn how to parallel park ya *kitten*” is not what we’re looking for here. Share things that you apply to your own life and that you have found to be helpful. Rules you choose to live by because they stave off chaos or help you thrive. There are plenty of other threads where you can share your gripes at the general public but you can’t do it here. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
b) No lists. Only one per post
3) i repeat
Ok you get it
Since this is my thread, I make the rules so here they are:
1) NO LISTS. Only put down one thing at a time. Spam the thread with a hundred posts if you want, but if you make a single post with a hundred things itemized.. listen, nothing will happen but just don’t do it. Nobody likes reading that much
3) Also, don’t be that guy who comes in just to tell other people what they should do. “I have a rule for life. Learn how to parallel park ya *kitten*” is not what we’re looking for here. Share things that you apply to your own life and that you have found to be helpful. Rules you choose to live by because they stave off chaos or help you thrive. There are plenty of other threads where you can share your gripes at the general public but you can’t do it here. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
b) No lists. Only one per post
3) i repeat
Ok you get it
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Never start something new after 4pm1
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Run the dishwasher every night even if it isn’t completely full1
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Never run the washer unless the dryer is empty and all the contents put away1
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Don’t quit your job or file for divorce when you’re PMSing.5
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(and so on)0
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Buy real maple syrup5
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If a restaurant has "Burger" in the name, stick to their *kitten* burgers OK?
There's always that one dingbat in your party who tries to out-foodie everyone and orders the clam chowder at a *kitten* International House of Pancakes. It's usually on the last page of the menu way down on the bottom corner too. Everyone hands in their menu really confused like WTF? They serve clam chowder bowls here? And dingbat has this stupid smirk on their face like "Aha! Didn't see that on the menu, did ya guys! 😀"
20 min later you're sharing your pancakes with the goofus.1 -
Always double check for other citizens before adjusting your wedgie. Especially front wedgies.7
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Don’t keep snacks in the house.1
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Don’t sit down until you’ve done the thing because if you get comfortable nothing will get done.2
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Keep anything you could possibly ever need in your purse at all times.1
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Chapstick is the single most important thing to have on you.2
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Yoshiboobs wrote: »Chapstick is the single most important thing to have on you.
And there should be one in every pocket of every jacket as well as one in every purse.1 -
remember that there are cameras at the drive thru2
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Don't make major life decisions when you're about to start your period!2
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twitchandshout wrote: »Yoshiboobs wrote: »Chapstick is the single most important thing to have on you.
And there should be one in every pocket of every jacket as well as one in every purse.
My life rule: no chapstick in pockets ever cuz you know your *kitten* is gonna wash that *kitten* and ruin your clothes1 -
4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »Don't make major life decisions when you're about to start your period!
🤣🤣🤣 I said the same thing. We live and learn, right? There are a few things I wish I could undo.1 -
twitchandshout wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »Don't make major life decisions when you're about to start your period!
🤣🤣🤣 I said the same thing. We live and learn, right? There are a few things I wish I could undo.
Dang I thought I was being super original1 -
4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »twitchandshout wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »Don't make major life decisions when you're about to start your period!
🤣🤣🤣 I said the same thing. We live and learn, right? There are a few things I wish I could undo.
Dang I thought I was being super original
I think it’s awesome we have this in common ❤️1 -
4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »twitchandshout wrote: »Yoshiboobs wrote: »Chapstick is the single most important thing to have on you.
And there should be one in every pocket of every jacket as well as one in every purse.
My life rule: no chapstick in pockets ever cuz you know your *kitten* is gonna wash that *kitten* and ruin your clothes
Damn I was going to mention this too 😂0
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