Policies for [your] Life - Bite-size edition

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  • AmunahSki
    AmunahSki Posts: 183 Member
    Love is a tap, not a bucket.

    It came to me when I was trying to explain to my 3yo daughter how I didn’t love her any less when her little brother came along. Hubby loved it, and has spent years trying to work that line into one of his songs - it’s just a shame the rhyming lyrics are a bit limited... :wink:
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    don't want to let someone in? tell em what they need to hear so they won't want to

    Das sad 😞
  • RunnerGirl238
    RunnerGirl238 Posts: 448 Member
    CacoEther wrote: »
    Run the dishwasher every night even if it isn’t completely full

    This might be gospel.
  • tmantwo
    tmantwo Posts: 2,181 Member
    Meh, eff it. My time is money. Unless I’m interested in you or it, it’s not worth my time.
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    ExpressoLove11 wrote: »
    Always double check for other citizens before adjusting your wedgie. Especially front wedgies.

    This made me laugh so much
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    Make my bed as soon as I get out of it.
  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    Make my bed as soon as I get out of it.

    Science told me to stop doing this. Moisture and dust mites etc. thrive in that warm space. Rip them blankets off and let that *kitten* breathe.

    Science speaking. I love you regardless 💋

    That’s my excuse as well 😂😘
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    Make my bed as soon as I get out of it.

    Science told me to stop doing this. Moisture and dust mites etc. thrive in that warm space. Rip them blankets off and let that *kitten* breathe.

    Science speaking. I love you regardless 💋

    Yeah well I'm not sure about your science. I can tell you that all the things your worry about there would be so much worse if I didn't make my bed with the all the cats (I have 4) sleeping and preening in my sheets and blankets. Love you but NO... make the bed.
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    Find some way to be/feel productive.
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    Pee before you put on the bibs/jersey.
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    jjpptt2 wrote: »
    Pee before you put on the bibs/jersey.

    I'm asking that you please elaborate. Perhaps there's a typo/grammatical error here somewhere.

    I don't proofread my own stuff...but I'm absolutely the grammar police for everyone else. 😎😂

    Bibs/jersey are tight-fitting cycling clothes that aren't quick to take off and don't usually offer easy access... so make sure you pee before you put them on.

    Kinda like making sure your kid pees before you get him all bundled up in his snow gear...
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    Eat before you go to the grocery store. This prevents you from clearing out the bakery aisle.

    I don't understand... if I just ate, why do I need to go to the store?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    edited January 2021
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    jjpptt2 wrote: »
    Pee before you put on the bibs/jersey.



    I don't proofread my own stuff...but I'm absolutely the grammar police for everyone else. 😎😂

    itz Okey, Feel fRee to korrect mi postez annytime you Like.

    imjust happie yourreading ; mi tipyed werds.;




    *edited to include semicolons
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    CacoEther wrote: »
    Never run the washer unless the dryer is empty and all the contents put away

    We can probably close this thread.. hard to image better advice than this.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    CacoEther wrote: »
    Run the dishwasher every night even if it isn’t completely full

    my septic tank disagrees with this statement.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    RunnerGirl238 wrote: »
    CacoEther wrote: »
    Run the dishwasher every night even if it isn’t completely full

    This might be gospel.

    Have you read:
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    Reminds me of her first chapter or rule.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    always pee before you leave the house, even if you don't think you need to
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    never gamble with mother nature and plant seedlings earlier than the farmers almanac suggests

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