We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He used the commode as a garbage disposal and it backed up into my bubble bath πππ©0
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I've tried but she always comes back! π¬π
Like the other "We Broke Up" thread I do whatever it takes to bring them back current.
These are the most funny and entertaining to go back and read π0 -
She said it wasnβt me, it was her...
She broke up with me to date herself. βΉοΈ0 -
She couldn't compete with my alter ego π0
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She ate my Eggo. It was the last one in the box. βΉοΈ0
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She was stingy and never shared the food in our house! Even after I come home with five bags of groceries from Sprouts.
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Always said she was going to this place called Sprouts, but Iβd see her in the backyard pulling up grass and random leaves that sheβd try to force me to eat.0
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Tried to force me to eat brussel Sprouts. Ewww!0
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He hated my baby cabbages and baby carrots but wouldn't keep his hands off my Baby Ruths0
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She was too fabulous for me0
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He told too many White lies0
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She was always bringing back these threads π0
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I drew her a pretty red heart for Valentines Day and she got mad. She started screaming βwhat have you done to my lipstick?β π0
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I found a box of love letters with pretty PINK hearts π’0
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Although she didnβt mind the fact that I was able to maintain social distance, it was the emotional distance that troubled her...0
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Didnβt like to cook, it was always the drive thru! The employees even knew our names!ππ0
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Didn't appreciate my love for preservatives and grease!0
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She always wanted to grease me up from head to toe. My pores got so clogged π±0
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She never wanted to get adventurous in the Boudoir ππ§΄οΈ0
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Her adventures in the boudoir left me hospitalized with multiple broken bones0
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