I Dated The Above and Ended Up...
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Helping her find her halo...
She misplaces it daily 🤫🤭0 -
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Stranded in the dessert, no idea how we got here0
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50lbs heavier after eating all his macaroons0
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Making her use the treadmill. 😘0
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Resting and relaxing while she works 5 jobs to keep me in the style I'd like to be accustomed too.1
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SMH at how she's been abusing Cat while sitting beside her, sipping Margaritas, telling Cat to work a little faster if she can stand it.2
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Getting served a margarita while working my 5 jobs.0
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Playing taxi driver getting her to all them jobs0
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Don't mind me, just taking notes 😈😈1
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Giant hangover0
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Walking in the snow0
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Yelling “no more macaroons” then cracking my whip.0
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Tell her it is pronounced Ma-ca-ron0
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Living on macaroons0
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Having to pry the macaroons out of her hands and force feed her vegetables.0
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Dead.. cause thats the only way she'll be prying them out of my hands0
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A widow before we even had a chance. 😿0
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Getting whip burns0
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Using him for a blanket1
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Laying around0
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Always yelling for him to get off his butt and do something 😤1
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Never getting the opportunity to rest my tush.
She's a slave driver! 😩0 -
She keeps singing . "I'm too sexy for my tush". Omg. It's non stop0
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Snuggling inside on cold winters day..with a broken leg, I tripped on a hose1
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Alone on a trail leading away from a warm cozy cabin😔0
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Always lost and heading in the wrong direction. 🥺0
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In the basement?????0
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A new guest in the baseme...errmm guest quarters 😄0
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Trying to find the right basement0
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