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We broke up because...
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She always wanted to talk on the phone.0
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Always ignored my phone calls 😡1
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Because she called 24/7 ....0
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He didn't like my name and wanted to call me
"0 Dark 30" instead of 24/7
IDK... 🤷1 -
She was just to Fantastic for me .... or thats what she kept telling me!0
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He wanted an RV, I wanted a caravan.. we just couldn't agree
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She just did not understand the nomad life.0
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He said he wanted to be a nomad..
Without me 1 -
She did not know the difference between the grey tank and the black tank.0
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FullTimeRVLife wrote: »She did not know the difference between the grey tank and the black tank.
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Made me clean the black tank all the time 1 -
She kept getting lost!
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Kept forgetting the marshmallows and that’s where I draw the line!😫1
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Kept a stash of marshmallows everywhere!1
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Would only share the mini marshmallows0
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He shared his marshmallows with every pretty lady around.. I got none 1
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Wait, we broke up?0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »He shared his marshmallows with every pretty lady around.. I got none
I had no idea you wanted any of my marshmellows.0 -
She kept banging on the side of the RV while I was enjoying my afternoon snack.0
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His "Afternoon snack" wore high heels and Pink lipstick! 😲0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »His "Afternoon snack" wore high heels and Pink lipstick! 😲
Oh wow ..... I wish ....
She would not play dress up0 -
It was open for discussion until he requested I dress up like Phyllis Diller 😬
then I found this Pic on his Screen Saver
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She doesn't like Storms !0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »It was open for discussion until he requested I dress up like Phyllis Diller 😬
then I found this Pic on his Screen Saver
All was good until I caught her going through my phone.1 -
Couldn’t compete with the sexy ladies on his phone. My hair refused to stand up no matter how much gel or hair spray I used.
Maybe I’ll try gorilla glue 🤔2 -
She got a little to aggressive with the Gorilla Glue.2
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Had a coffee cup but used it for tea!😳 Pfft!🙄😒 ☕️ I just finished my daily 4 cups of coffee!💓😊1
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Coffee grinds all over my pineapple0
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I’m all for role playing but pretending you’re Sponge Bob all the time was a bit much for me!1
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Did the cop role-playing thing, but I handcuffed her and actually took her the station. Too far, I guess.1
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I found a handcuffed naked lady in our closet
and I know I didn't put her there 1
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