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Neverrrrr.. handcuffs and basement for him
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I found her basement collection 😲0
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She would never take me down into her basement.1
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He told me I was riding in the basement of his RV. I got road rash. 😭0
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She was not adventurous and only wanted to stay inside the RV and not other enclosed areas.0
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We went camping and one night during a late evening walk he thought he saw a bear, grabbed me and used me as a human shield! Turns out it was the hairy guy in the RV next to us taking a walk in his birthday suit!🥳1
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She keeps running off with the traveling man. 😤0
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Never wanted to leave his pizza oven alone, he was obsessed with it!0
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She kept using up all the flour and don't bother to tell anyone.. how am I gonna make pizza .. 😞0
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She never appreciated anything I gave her! 😠0
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She kept giving our pantry staples away to her crush.0
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She didnt like my Crush! 🤷
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She kept sneaking over to visit the hairy naked man in the next campsite.
No cool 😵🚍0 -
I married the hairy bearded Man next door! 🤷
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I don’t pluck one chin hair and she starts calling me her bearded man 😒0
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She plucked out her beard 😢0
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She left and took my tweezers0
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He ate all my snacks and threw away my cat0
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She requested her cat back but she didn’t mean me.0
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She painted portrait of me but it didn't look like Mona lisa0
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