We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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I found a box of love letters with pretty PINK hearts 😢0
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Although she didn’t mind the fact that I was able to maintain social distance, it was the emotional distance that troubled her...0
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Didn’t like to cook, it was always the drive thru! The employees even knew our names!🙈🙊0
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Didn't appreciate my love for preservatives and grease!0
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She always wanted to grease me up from head to toe. My pores got so clogged 😱0
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She never wanted to get adventurous in the Boudoir 😕🧴️0
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Her adventures in the boudoir left me hospitalized with multiple broken bones0
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She was always whining about a couple of bumps and bruises... Love Hurts Sweetheart!0
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I’m not sure she got the message we broke up. I’m currently in the trunk of her car. 😬0
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She always airs our dirty laundry...
And how the heck did she get a signal on her cell? My trunk is lined with soundproofing and lead!1 -
I hear the trunk unlocking... 😱0
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She wanted to be sheltered, yet wanted to go places and wasn't happy with my solution! 🤷0
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It’s okay! She brought me food to the trunk! I think I’ll keep her 🥰0
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Lol ... she means she'll keep me at bay, plus... She never cleaned up the trunk when we got home!
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I found a serial killer kit in that trunk too0
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She regained consciousness and began to see me for who I truly am - insufficient...0
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He licked his fingers every time we ate!😝0
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She never told me that my chicken 🍗 was "Finger Licking Good!" 😔0
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Caught her letting someone lick her drumstick
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She was upset that I wanted to add a little spice to her original recipe.0
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She refused to butter my biscuits0
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Her biscuits broke my front tooth 🤐
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Never wanted to taste my biscuits0
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He has odd names for body parts 🥺0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He has odd names for body parts 🥺
You should hear it in my native lagnuage 😅1 -
Wouldn’t let me play with his legos ☹️0
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For my sanity.. I had to let her go
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She set the bathroom of fire with to many candles by the tub and lit the shower curtain. Now I’m re-modeling a bathroom0
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We didn't.. he's banging on the basement door right now 0
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I unlocked her basement door0
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