We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Ate all the marshmallows out of my Lucky Charms ๐0
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Because she was married to my crush and I didn't know ๐1
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Caught her cheating on me with my wife ๐ฎ1
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She didn't want me to be the 3rd wheel0
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Nooo, it never happened. Together forever โค0
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She told me we would be together forever but as soon as I got her name tattooed on my ๐, I was replaced.0
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PaperDoll_ wrote: ยปShe told me we would be together forever but as soon as I got her name tattooed on my ๐, I was replaced.
There's room in my heart and basement for more than one my love ๐ค๐ฅฐ0 -
She only want me, in her basement.....0
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Nope.. he's still in my basement..0
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She had all these men in her basement and 5 pilates tables down there and wouldn't even let me use one0
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She wanted 5 Pilate tables and I said No No No !0
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Always off chasing a storm somewhere... whilst there was a storm brewing at home ๐0
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She ate my candy stash ๐ฎ0
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She ate all her own candy then blamed it on me in the hopes I'd buy more0
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She picked up all the lost dogs and brought them home with her. Dog beds all over the house. There was no more room for me.0
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Forgot to bring home more fire wood!0
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She thought that since I kicked azz on using the chainsaw and woodsplitter that I should be doing firewood every single day... Even in mid July. ๐ง0
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Kept showing off her Paul Bunyan skills. I just wanted to get our nails done.๐ข๐0
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She once told me that I should give myself a Pedicure using my chainsaw ๐1
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After she updated her phone, it turned out that I was no longer a compatible match with her...or her phone...0
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