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She ate my lolly stash 😤0
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She stole my shoes0
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She stole my shoes and tried to blame @bridge_marie0
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I cant keep up with her...0
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MrsMellodoggerello wrote: »He thinks 40 is old...
She said that no one is old until they're in their 50s 😥0 -
She was always listening to @MrsMellodoggerello ...you would think they were the couple 😑0
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She said I was a #1 B 🤔0
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She wouldn’t leave the paper doll and ended up giving me papers0
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Had a thing for a Denver guy, wearing a cap and watery view behind him0
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He said that Colorado Springs was on the wrong side of the tracks 😥0
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She thought pikes peak was the greatest of all mountains 🤣. Jk.. kinda. 😜0
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I ate his taco, he said he was saving it for later. I was hungry!🥺🌮0
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Wouldn’t let me do kegels in public0
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*lies* I showed her many times how to do them the right way. She kept working her biceps! Wrong place. Never did learn. 😩1
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She always ate all the tacos when I was hungry0
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The only time he'd take me out to a nice dinner was Dollar Taco Tuesday.
Forget it if I wanted to order a beer! Cheapskate! 🙄1 -
She never wanted to leave Dogpatch!0
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She had an entourage of studly young men coming around that she called her "Dogs"0
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Her dogs kept biting the Mail Man and the Milk Man and the Garbage Man and the Cable Guy .... But the last straw?
When her dogs ate my heels qnd took a bite of each cheek ! 😰0 -
She forged my signature and had my last name legally changed to “Trouble”. 🤬0
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