We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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My inability to be height/weight proportionate...0
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He'd always tempt me with goodies which was like torture and say "No Pain, No Gain!"0
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She tried and she tried and she tried and she tried but to no avail. She never got no, she never got no satisfaction...0
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What he☝️said 🤷🏼♀️0
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Not into candle wax fetish lol0
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I caught him pouring hot Wax over me when I was sleeping 😧1
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She wasn't into being tied to the bed and having hot melted wax poured over her body.0
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I wasn’t into waking up with burns0
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His fireman role play was a little too wet!1
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Didn't it work then? 🤦
She didn't understand the way Role play worked! 🤷0 -
Apparently dressing up as a chicken and pecking at her feet isn’t an appropriate role play.😒0
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I thought I knew who she was but then she stopped being a giraffe0
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He kept changing his name and then when I’d call him the wrong one, he’d accuse me of cheating.1
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I came home and she and the furniture was gone
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Hmmm .. sounds about right. She did the same. 😬1
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I was replaced.. 🥺
By a pet 😫
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Whenever speaking, I was only allowed to use consonants. If I wanted to use vowels, I had to purchase them...0
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He was so broke that he'd never talk to me anymore 😞0
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My mathematical knowledge was limited to that of only Pythagorean Theorem...0
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