We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    edited March 2021
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    His knowledge of math divided our dynamic.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She said she just wanted someone different, like someone male :D
  • Cyberbartender
    Cyberbartender Posts: 1,319 Member
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    I am still in her basement 🙄🙄
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Cyberbartender wrote: »
    I am still in her basement 🙄🙄

    Exactly.. and I'm not letting you leave >:)
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    I caused a flood in her basement. I don’t want to get into particulars, but there were many casualties. 😬
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She caused my guests to be drowned :'(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She tricked me into disposing of her "Guests".
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
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    She stole my red lipstick
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    If she really knew me she'd know that I cannot wear just any Red lipstick 😧
    How dare you accuse me! 😰
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She spent every cent we had on expensive lipsticks
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
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    She didn't like my style...
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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    She dressed too sexy for me. Always showing her arms off. 😳
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,423 Member
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    Her knobby knees took over our small bed.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    She doesn't like me.. 😞
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    I found out she went and shared a *special weekend* with another :(
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    Can't say.. lawyer suggest taking the fifth
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited March 2021
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    He shoved me out the door, threw appliances at my head, said git... and slammed the door 😫

    Oh and I forgot to mention the leg kicking and hair pulling.. 🥺
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Every time we went out in a romantic date, she acted jumpy, and I felt like we were being watched. 🥺
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She never took me on romantic dates :(
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    She didn’t find eating Taco Bell in the car “romantic.” 🙄

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