We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    She eats on them divided plates.. goes cray cray when her food touching each other.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Her fine China was foam plates that she drew flowers on.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Eats the paper plates.. she said she needed extra fiber.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Because of that time I sent him with a perfectly easy grocery list and he cut corners on everything I asked for... 🙅🤦🏻🤷🏻

    1 doz free range eggs turned into powdered eggs in a box

    1 loaf of bread became a box of saltines

    Whole bean Coffee became generic bags of black tea

    My Shampoo became Ajax dish detergent

    And my Benefiber became a pack of paper plates
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She gave our manservant a hard time.. :o
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Always sends me to do the groceries.. very picky and specific on her list.. if one store doesn't have it.. she sends me to other stores to get the items..
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Lol! My husband is literally at the grocery store as we speak with my list. 😝

    He didnt think that I was worth all the trouble. 😢
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She didn't like how my middle name was spelled...
    T-R-O-U-B-L-É
    WHAT? ITS FRENCH! 🤷🏼‍♀️
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    She stole my shoes
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She did isn't understand that partners in life SHARE! 😟
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She wanted to be my partner in life but refused to be my partner in crime. And by crime, I mean taking an extra ketchup or sugar packet but not using it. 😒
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,440 Member
    Gave me the wrong coördinates
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    Collected jars of belly button lint - it was kinda disgusting.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She went on holiday without me :(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She'd never Vacation only Holiday
  • Humadog21
    Humadog21 Posts: 1,601 Member
    She only wanted to go to resorts on vacation
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She didn't like that my idea of of hunting involved only flea-markets and thrift stores...and never any meat.
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    The house was full of thrift finds that there was no space for me.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She expected me to give her an entire closet 🤷🏻
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She stole my space blankets
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was always mumbling something about being from another place, I thought he meant Europe 🥴

    👽
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    You probe someone one time and they accuse you of being an alien. 😒
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Probing people willy nilly 😳
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She kept me locked in the attic
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She wasn't into helping me build a 40s style bomb shelter underground just for fun...
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Found bodies while helping dig up her backyard 😬
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She went to jail for accessory to murder.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She told everyone how she got away with it! (Whatever "It" may be.)
  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
    She liked drinking more than me 😉
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Got upset when I bought a Primo Water Cooler 💦

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