We broke up because...
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She ran off screaming everytime I serenaded her 😟0
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She wouldn't stop singing songs from from frozen0
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When she said I luv ur karaoke, with
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He kept making me paddle the kayak0
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She asked to help with the kayak, while watching her lovely face0
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He was going "Kayaking" almost every day and coming home all memorized and glowing with happiness
With some other women's lovely face imprinted on his eyeballs! 🥺1 -
Her suspicious ways clouded reality.0
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It was the “sunny personality” a bit too bright for me0
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When she overreacting, and jealous being with the Ocean and stunning Moon
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I saw him kiss the neighbour
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When she put her nose in everything
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I came home from work and he was gone, along with our furniture and bank savings
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And he was the third in ur list 1
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She never picked up everything from the grocery store0
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Her list is way big, Even Craig couldn’t handle
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He wouldn't take me boating enough0
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She knew I couldn't swim, planned a week long sailing trip all while upping my life insurance. 😕0
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She kept whining about all the water sports I wanted to do0
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She always wanted to wear her wetsuit even on fancy dinner dates with her high heels on!🤭1
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She kept trying to get me out of my high heels0
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She didn’t like to share, yes I know they’re not my size but I still wanted to give them a try!
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She stretched out all my high heels0
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She got angry when my heels didn't fit and used them for hammering nails 😯1
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She cut all my clothes to pieces 0
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She had multiple personalities and one thought she was a seamstress. I could tolerate it until she tried to sew my lips shut.1
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I kept getting sun burned 🥵0
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She woke up angry on me, cuz of a dream
After i gifted her a Ferrari that night0 -
He spent my savings to buy another girl a Ferrari.1
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She wouldn't let me have sweets 0
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She burned my Tiger, the only pet i have 0
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