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We broke up because...

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  • frontwheeldrive9999
    frontwheeldrive9999 Posts: 376 Member
    She didnt like the color of my facemask
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    His facemask had had Nekked ladies on it 😮
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃'𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐡, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐄𝐱𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜
    I laughed so hard I cried happy tears!🤣😂😅


    She started beating me up... with cotton balls🤕 and then it got worse. It escalated to spit balls! I missed one and went to work with it on my FOREHEAD!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She mistook the big azzz whitehead On her forehead for a spitball then said I had icky cooties after she tried to peel it off 🤷🏼‍♀️
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She watched too many reality tv shows, especially that show pimple popper, and it grossed me out... she would talk about it all day!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She wouldn’t watch Dr. Phil with me everyday 😒
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Everytime we watched Dr. Phil she'd get frisky and beg me to shave my head and wear a mustache 😧
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She created weird relationship issues just to try to get on the Dr. Phil show so that she could meet him, so I told her if she loved him so much why didn't she just shave her head and wear a mustache 😧
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She told me my head was too big for my body, like a baby!👶
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She bedazzled all of her pjs - it was costly in money, time, and my flesh which was always mauled by the rhinestone settings.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She always has these mysterious wounds all over her body, maybe the plague? 😰
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She made me feel self conscious about my freckles.... :'(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I love waterfalls too... But after she pushed me in knowing I couldn't swim, she'd giggle and say ...
    " Oh... Did you fall in the water?"
  • Golden_Diamond
    Golden_Diamond Posts: 217 Member
    But we haven't
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She called me chubby and tried to set me up with an obnoxious guy who gets on my nerves
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited April 2021
    I tried making her happy but she always focused on the negative like when I accidentally burned the kitchen down, or crashed the car and maybe I let some of our pets die. Nobody’s perfect!🙄 Oh well!🤷🏽‍♀️
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She ran out of Spicy Peanuts !
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    He was a spicy peanuts hoarder, I had to hide them in the shed!🤫
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    SO that's where they went !! Now I know why you kept running out back :)
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited April 2021
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    Cheated at Scrabble, kickinit isn’t a word!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She hoarded food in her cheeks and I'm not talkin' on her face 😖
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    She squeezed my cheeks one too many times...and im not talkin bout my rear end
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She would always hide her junk in the trunk
  • anna_nintey3
    anna_nintey3 Posts: 843 Member
    Because she shaved her head and had a moustache
  • frontwheeldrive9999
    frontwheeldrive9999 Posts: 376 Member
    cause she wanted me to shave my head and my beard
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    He saved his nose and ear clippings in little glass jars. Hmmm.....
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She had a collection of body parts kept in jars from her Ex 😨
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She never had a problem playing by herself 😜
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    It was like dating Jekyll and Hyde!
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    She threw around mental diagnoses like she had a psychiatry degree.

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