We broke up because...
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Because of my whip cream allergy0
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Her allergies, no fun ๐๐ฆ0
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Won't share ice cream0
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Has an undiagnosed dairy allergy. It was for your own good
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Only fed me ice cream to watch me get Ice Cream Headaches ๐ซ0
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Ironwoman1111 wrote: ยปHas an undiagnosed dairy allergy. It was for your own good
๐๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ ๐ฐ๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ง ๐๐ฑ๐ญ๐ซ๐ ๐๐จ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ซ ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ก๐๐ง๐ ๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ฎ๐ฒ ๐ฆ๐ ๐๐๐๐ญ๐๐ข๐ ๐ฌ๐จ ๐ข ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ก๐๐ฏ๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐๐ง๐ ๐ก๐๐ฅ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ฒ ๐ข๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐จ๐๐ ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ซ ๐๐๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐๐ซ๐๐๐ฅ. ๐ฅด0 -
She had our future kidsโ names picked out, Pepper would be the feisty one and Donut the sweet kid.0
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๐๐ก๐ ๐ง๐๐ฆ๐๐ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ง๐๐ฑ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ฐ๐จ ๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐๐ซ๐๐ง ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐๐ ๐๐ง๐ ๐'๐ซ๐๐๐ก, ๐ฌ๐ก๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ข๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ ๐๐ฑ๐จ๐ญ๐ข๐1 -
Didnโt have an appreciation for โuniqueโ names like I do.0
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๐๐๐ซ ๐๐๐ญ ๐ง๐๐ฆ๐ ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐ฆ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ฌ ๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐จ๐ฒ๐ฅ๐ ๐ง0
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I often caught her perched on the fireplace mantle looking down on us.0
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She pawned our living room furniture and didn't approve of my choice of seating0
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She didnt like the color of my facemask0
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His facemask had had Nekked ladies on it ๐ฎ0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: ยป๐๐ก๐ ๐ง๐๐ฆ๐๐ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ง๐๐ฑ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ฐ๐จ ๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐๐ซ๐๐ง ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐๐ ๐๐ง๐ ๐'๐ซ๐๐๐ก, ๐ฌ๐ก๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ข๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐๐ ๐๐ฑ๐จ๐ญ๐ข๐
She started beating me up... with cotton balls๐ค and then it got worse. It escalated to spit balls! I missed one and went to work with it on my FOREHEAD!
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She mistook the big azzz whitehead On her forehead for a spitball then said I had icky cooties after she tried to peel it off ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ0
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She watched too many reality tv shows, especially that show pimple popper, and it grossed me out... she would talk about it all day!1
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She wouldnโt watch Dr. Phil with me everyday ๐0
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Everytime we watched Dr. Phil she'd get frisky and beg me to shave my head and wear a mustache ๐ง0
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She created weird relationship issues just to try to get on the Dr. Phil show so that she could meet him, so I told her if she loved him so much why didn't she just shave her head and wear a mustache ๐ง1
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