We broke up because...

kjm3579 · December 4, 2020 9:40PM

She talked like an anatomy professor.

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 4, 2020 10:41PM

He left me and Dear Heart for a Ditzy Airhead! 🥴

PlentyofProtein00 · December 5, 2020 1:55AM

When I left I said I was going to get some strawberry airheads!??? Doors were locked, lights were out when I got back 😑

LaneaJ · December 5, 2020 2:48AM

She would go to random houses in the neighborhood in the middle of the night, bang on their doors, and yell profanities. The neighbors couldn't convince her she didn't live there. The law knew midnight calls to our neighborhood were her. We had to move three times. 🤦🏻‍♀️

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 5, 2020 3:28AM

Too mysterious as she never knew how to answer when I'd ask where she's from. 🥴

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 4, 2021 5:54AM

She'd always bring back posts from a month ago! 😜

Cat0703a · January 4, 2021 12:32PM

She preferred to date herself! 😐

PaperDoll_ · January 4, 2021 10:34PM

I could only see her if I scheduled a meeting and most of the time slots were always unavailable.

yasminekassis613 · January 4, 2021 10:38PM

I didn’t keep the house tidy enough for her.

Cat0703a · January 4, 2021 10:39PM

@PaperDoll_ She was only available to me M-F from 8am-4pm EST and at 3am on Saturdays. It seemed like she had another life I wasn't a part of. 🤔

@yasminekassis613 she didn't appreciate my critical eye

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 5, 2021 4:51AM

Her eye was always criticizing my bootay 😢

Cat0703a · January 5, 2021 4:56AM

Wherever her bootay sashayed she had a string of admirers following. Not cool, Fab, not cool.

mattig89ch · January 6, 2021 10:25PM

She wpild unravel my sweaters to get a ball of yarn to play with. I need thoae to atay warm

Cat0703a · January 7, 2021 3:53AM

I needed a translator to decipher his love letters. Then he ran off with her saying “she understands me unlike you”

northviewvintage · January 8, 2021 1:04PM

She wouldn't wear my Christmas gift.
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yasminekassis613 · January 8, 2021 1:15PM

My favourite book collection went missing overnight 😔

taglazar1 · January 8, 2021 1:33PM

She never read what I wanted her to read

MzIrish · January 8, 2021 1:43PM

He kept forgetting my name

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 8, 2021 5:58PM

She... What's her name again? 🤔
Got upset with me after suddenly developing Amnesia after she ran me down with her Moped!

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 9, 2021 6:08AM

She mistook a Hoveround for a Moped 🛵

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