We broke up because...
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She was always talking to herself, no one else could be heard over her chatter.1
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could not get her to say anything0
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He couldn't read my mind...0
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He got his hypnosis therapy license and insisted on keeping me in a trance (or clucking like a chicken).0
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For playing hot cross buns on the recorder over and over0
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Her husband read her texts1
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I found out he was dating a married woman 😧0
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She was a married woman who was upset at me previously dating a different married woman.2
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He was on a mission to start a harem and wanted me to manage everything.1
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found out she was married1
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Because of his illegal activities, mostly bigamy and his medicinal plants.(🌱👈🏽illegal here!)0
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i knew that was the cause---because she did not like my plants0
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He would not stop pestering me for money to start studying mycology - studying, right, more like growing.0
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Reporting me for the snacks I preferred 😢0
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Kept referring to me as a snack0
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Didn't like when I nibbled after midnight0
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Would only nibble after midnight....problem is...I worked nights0
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Cause he worked nights...
I gained a lot of weight with all that nibbling0 -
She had insomnia and watched Unsolved Crimes while I tried to sleep, I was always dreaming of murder, AND she started looking at me as if she were plotting and scheming.1
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She started sleeping with a 45 and the one eye open got a little creepy! 😜1
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