The person above was arrested for...

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  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    She's a cat burglar! 🙀
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Stealing men’s hearts. No, seriously, she has a collection of them in mason jars stored along her kitchen window amongst her vintage salt and pepper shakers.
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,145 Member
    Decent Exposure.....lol
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    He tried robbing the grocery store armed with a cucumber in a black sock🥒
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited July 2021
    Trying to get through Airport Security after Packing iron in her Skibbies and brassiere. 😯
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,464 Member
    Dancing in the streets
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,730 Member
    Posing as a police officer after she saw "lets be cops"
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She stole from the church bazaar!
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,464 Member
    She ate all the nuts except the Brazil nuts from the mixed nut tin
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
    Getting drunk on altar wine and mooning the nuns at the convent
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Impersonating a police officer..at a stripper convention..while dancing on a pole. He really shouldn't have done that last baton trick.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Removing the skins off the potatoes at the supermarket. He got six months community service that he’s looking to a-peel. 🥔
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,440 Member
    Opening up birdhouses because she thought it were caches
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,730 Member
    Letting the minions free in the world
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Making a scene in front of city hall because they refused to allow her inside with her emotional support tarantula. 🕷
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
    Was selling emotional support tarantulas without a valid vendor permit
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    For dropping stink bombs at work during lunchtime to try to get off early.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Taste testing the Robitussin at all 18 drugstores in her local community
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Unauthorised massage.. she just threw a store clerk to the ground and proceeded to massage him.. it was shocking 😳
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Speaking of shocking…I heard Jo was arrested for using her cattle prod on MFPers!! ⚡️⚡️⚡️
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    Speaking of shocking…I heard Jo was arrested for using her cattle prod on MFPers!! ⚡️⚡️⚡️

    Tis true 😆

    She hijacked a tanker full of massage oil. She was going to use it to fill plastic kids pools for her illegal girl wrestling business. 😱
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Kidnapping all the Gorgeous Aussie Actors and keeping them in her basement.
    I was ok with it until she wouldn't share and wanted to keep Sam Worthington all to her self! 😠

    But it wasn't me who turned her in... Cross my heart! 🤫
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    She stole my heart! 😍❤️
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She was arrested for assault with a deadly chicken after losing it at KFC because she didn’t get her gravy. She threw a drumstick at the cashier’s forehead!😵‍💫🍗
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She was shaving the backs of particularly hairy, random strangers at the beach while they slept.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Taking selfies everywhere. The tipping point was his selfie taken in the women’s rugby Olympic locker room
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Breaking into the Women's Rugby Olympic locker room to get in on the selfie surge !
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Paying Cat for Locker room Selfies
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited July 2021
    For releasing all the monkeys at the zoo 🙊🙉🙈🐵🍌🐒

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