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  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
    She melted Paletas de Mango con Chile 🥭🌶

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    To make her favorite drink! 🍺

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    More Sour than Sweet! 😋
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Set the Guinness world record for creating the worlds highest stack of pancakes. She carries around the local paper article about her feat and constantly reminds everyone in her small town of her accomplishment.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He sneaks into the grocery store at night and replaces all the meat products with a meat alternative. His town is full of unknowing vegetarians!
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    She likes to protest and topple statues.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He has a furry fetish :o
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  • Katie43210
    Katie43210 Posts: 65 Member
    He likes to keep his chicken nugs in his pants...😎
  • OleTroubadour
    OleTroubadour Posts: 3,428 Member
    The prom scene from "There's Something About Mary" was based on her story.
  • Katie43210
    Katie43210 Posts: 65 Member
    He got his junk stuck in his zip...
  • OleTroubadour
    OleTroubadour Posts: 3,428 Member
    She had very little sympathy for the unfortunate circumstances.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited July 2021
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    Sent me a nood as proof that hers is bigger than mine 🙄

    Supposed to be a lie Joey 🙄

    😂

    He's a famous musician , played at Carnegie Hall, his specialty is the spoons and kazoo
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Has an OnlyFans account where she posts disturbing pictures involving her feet, chocolate pudding, and a fork. Business is booming though.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    She likes to bite
    on tootsie pop to get to the center quickly
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited July 2021
    He likes to bite
    Hannibal Lecter is based on him 😳
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    She likes to lick
    post stamps, envelopes and frozen flag poles
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He likes to lick
    Random produce at the grocery store.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She likes to lick
    armpits 😄
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Likes for her armpits to be licked 😏
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Likes for her armpits to be licked 😏

    Not a lie, you know I love it when you lick my armpit 🤭😂
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    she’s British
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    she’s British

    :o

    She has a basement full of missing mfp ladies
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    There’s not a single MFP user in her basement.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She spent the day in the ocean

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  • bby_dvll
    bby_dvll Posts: 429 Member
    she has an addiction to eating bleach powder
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She’s a famous YouTuber
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She the mother of my child 😃😆
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She doesn’t pay child support 😤😁
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She called our son Cocoa Puffs after her fave cereal.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,440 Member
    She doesn't eat chocolate

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