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    • Posts: 1,365 Member
      I’d spend the time learning about myself and other women so I could be a better man to my special someone going forward.
    • Posts: 7,164 Member
      tmanfive wrote: »
      I’d spend the time learning about myself and other women so I could be a better man to my special someone going forward.

      This is the best thing I've read
    • Posts: 7,164 Member
      I would open up my nothing box and spend a glorious few hours thinking about absolutely nothing
    • Posts: 496 Member
      tmanfive wrote: »
      I’d spend the time learning about myself and other women so I could be a better man to my special someone going forward.
      Excellent! You can start with this Friends DVD boxed set.
    • Posts: 2,146 Member
      PAWGliacci wrote: »
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      ya'll really need to just embrace the wearing of cargo pants

      I would embrace cargo pants/shorts if they flattered dat booty though.
    • Posts: 346 Member
      GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
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      I would embrace cargo pants/shorts if they flattered dat booty though.

      im sold
    • Posts: 202 Member
      melmelw03 wrote: »
      Get paid way more

      this + running at zero dark thirty without so much fear.
    • Posts: 14,316 Member
      PAWGliacci wrote: »
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      hey thats my line

      Prove it.
    • Posts: 184 Member
      MelG7777 wrote: »
      I’d find a hot women, talk real nice to her, get her number, text her something really nice, let her text me back, leave her on read for 8-10 hours, then disregard whatever that text said the next morning and just say “good morning beautiful”. It’s a full 24 day we have right?
      😢
    • Posts: 5,650 Member
      Nothing, because I'd be fine.

      Everything would be fine.
    • Posts: 184 Member
      edited July 2021
      sorry sorry sorry it’s fine
    • Posts: 2,146 Member
      PAWGliacci wrote: »
      this pose for a thirst trap selfie in the bathroom at work:

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      With or without panty lines?
    • Posts: 346 Member
      GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
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      With or without panty lines?

      VPL 🤢
    • Posts: 184 Member
      Seriously though, I’d wear whatever is comfortable and go where I want at whatever time I want without fear of catcalling or violence
    • Posts: 1,635 Member
      I’d fight people with my fists. 👊🏻
    • Posts: 1,365 Member
      OpheliaCooter wrote: »
      I’d fight people with my fists. 👊🏻

      Wouldn’t recommend. This is what could happen when you thump ol’ buys skull for treating someone wrong.

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      Yes, the knuckle of my 4th and 5th metacarpal we’re completely broken off and are now rolled down.
    • Posts: 346 Member
      make liberal use of a sarcastic "who hurt you" anytime a man actually opens up about his feelings B)
    • Posts: 2,146 Member
      I'd tell these bishes to just calm down for like...the whole day. Ain't none of em loyal.
    • Posts: 14,316 Member
      I’d pretend to listen, give a course of action to fix her “problem” and then expect what I deserve soon after.
    • Posts: 1,635 Member
      tmanfive wrote: »
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      Wouldn’t recommend. This is what could happen when you thump ol’ buys skull for treating someone wrong.

      vvbxfbt7gz7a.jpeg

      Yes, the knuckle of my 4th and 5th metacarpal we’re completely broken off and are now rolled down.

      Oh I was gonna be all like, ‘what? Break off all of my fingers from the sheer force of my manly brute Strength!? ‘
    • Posts: 9,723 Member
      MelG7777 wrote: »
      I’d pretend to listen, give a course of action to fix her “problem” and then expect what I deserve soon after.

      Wow, you've got the truth down pat. :)
    • Posts: 5,650 Member
      MelG7777 wrote: »
      I’d pretend to listen, give a course of action to fix her “problem” and then expect what I deserve soon after.

      Wait, we're supposed to expect/deserve something after????

    • Posts: 87 Member
      jjpptt2 wrote: »
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      Wait, we're supposed to expect/deserve something after????

      Yeah, peace
    • Posts: 74 Member
      1. See if I could pee as high as a bus 🤔
      2. Find out if I’m still attracted to males or females or both!! 😳
      3. I’ll have to think about it
    • Posts: 843 Member
      Flex heaps, see how much I can lift
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