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  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    She boils an egg every week - one single egg - and puts it in the freezer.
    Thst is all - no reason
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She has converted each and every Metallica song into a polka version. She invites her friends over for game night and puts on quite a show.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He has a secret crush on Valerie Bertinelli and I've heard watches every episode of One Day At A Time at least three times a week
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited July 2021
    Has a side job at the art school, as a seminude model. Sheโ€™s allowed to wear high heels.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Dresses up every Halloween as a nun.
  • ur1andonlyangel
    ur1andonlyangel Posts: 124 Member
    edited July 2021
    Likes to pretend he's too drunk at the bar so he can start a fight
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Broke her halo when she got in a fight with a drunk nun
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Runs the fight club in her town.
  • bby_dvll
    bby_dvll Posts: 429 Member
    was kicked out of the fight club because he broke the fight club rules
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Runs an underground dog fighting ring
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    edited July 2021
    She has an underground ๐Ÿ“ fighting ring... Losers become her dinner..
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,687 Member
    edited July 2021
    Is am Olympic medalist in taeKwon do
  • bby_dvll
    bby_dvll Posts: 429 Member
    Is the gold medalist for highest belly flop in the olympics
  • CPruneJuice
    CPruneJuice Posts: 730 Member
    Once fit two packs of hot dog weenies in her mouth
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,687 Member
    Is a concert pianist but gave up dreams of performing to work at burger King
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Buys treats at the bakery but passes them off as hers by sprinkling a little flour around her kitchen and face.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Uses flour for all her personal hygiene needs! Dry shampoo, concealer, deodorant... why else would they call it ALL PURPOSE?!?
  • Cmulinaz
    Cmulinaz Posts: 10 Member
    Isn't gonna lose her mind
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Theyโ€™re a certified back alley shrink, if youโ€™re looking for one they have very affordable prices and your first visit includes 1 free palm reading!๐ŸŽ‰
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She's a Shyster... I mean a Palm Reader. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,687 Member
    She's the mayor of Palm Springs
  • mkth101
    mkth101 Posts: 25 Member
    3-time Olympic gold medalist.
  • truGAINS
    truGAINS Posts: 656 Member
    He doesn't lift
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,687 Member
    He's an Olympic gymnast
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    The real voice behind Celine Dion, Celine is just for smoke and mirrors
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Has never lifted a finger in her lifetime let alone some iron!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited July 2021
    Lost her fingers and toes due to severe anemia
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She runs 5k in high heels every day as it makes her booty look great.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    ๐Ÿ˜‚

    She disguises herself as a tree and watches me while I run in my high heels ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘  ๐Ÿ‘€ Peek a boo, I see you!

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  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    edited July 2021
    She has collection of rubber duckies when she bathe

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