Walk into a nightclub and the person above is...

finding out how I almost performed on that song^ in college lol

Twerking for shots of tequila

Waiting for me to approach her 😉

Bailamos

With her dance card full by all the eligible bachelors

Tasting the floor

Telling everyone she invented post-its in hopes they'll buy her a drink

Leading a line dance

Asking if they serve chicken wings

Asking people if they know where to get good sushi