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    • Posts: 1,650 Member
      edited July 2021
      Alphabetizes their socks from left to right, and in chronological order from purchase date.
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      Only wears those glasses to look smart for her College Professor
    • Posts: 429 Member
      she has small platforms in her shoes to make her taller
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      She colours her hair with black sharpie instead of hair dye
    • Posts: 13,440 Member
      She is a Canadian who is never polite and friendly
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      He’s got a lego train track running through his house programmed to bring him snacks.
    • Posts: 13,440 Member
      Cat0703a wrote: »
      He’s got a lego train track running through his house programmed to bring him snacks.

      *takes notes for building ideas*
    • Posts: 1,650 Member
      Will only eat organs, but he's a vegetarian. Kidney beans, artichoke hearts, and spleenda compromise most of his diet.
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      Total Carnivore...no vegetables whatsoever!
    • Posts: 37,259 Member
      She's actually a blonde. :lol:
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      His real last name is McGillicutty but thought that Rocky's name sounded way cooler!
    • Posts: 17,577 Member
      She’s a terrible dance partner and crushes toes all over the place when attempting to show off her moves
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      She’s a foot fetishist that is all too eager to help @FabulousFantasticFifty ’s dance partners.
    • Posts: 2,090 Member
      Likes her pop tarts like she likes her men. Sour and , um, hairy. Idk what that means, but that's how she likes em.
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      He’s been known to tape Sour Patch Kids and wigs all over his body because he thinks it’ll entice me. 😖
    • Posts: 1,650 Member
      She boils an egg every week - one single egg - and puts it in the freezer.
      Thst is all - no reason
    • Posts: 2,090 Member
      She has converted each and every Metallica song into a polka version. She invites her friends over for game night and puts on quite a show.
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      He has a secret crush on Valerie Bertinelli and I've heard watches every episode of One Day At A Time at least three times a week
    • Posts: 3,913 Member
      edited July 2021
      Has a side job at the art school, as a seminude model. She’s allowed to wear high heels.
    • Posts: 37,259 Member
      Dresses up every Halloween as a nun.
    • Posts: 124 Member
      edited July 2021
      Likes to pretend he's too drunk at the bar so he can start a fight
    • Posts: 3,913 Member
      Broke her halo when she got in a fight with a drunk nun
    • Posts: 37,259 Member
      Runs the fight club in her town.
    • Posts: 429 Member
      was kicked out of the fight club because he broke the fight club rules
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      Runs an underground dog fighting ring
    • Posts: 38,332 Member
      edited July 2021
      She has an underground 🐓 fighting ring... Losers become her dinner..
    • Posts: 6,638 Member
      edited July 2021
      Is am Olympic medalist in taeKwon do
    • Posts: 429 Member
      Is the gold medalist for highest belly flop in the olympics
    • Posts: 730 Member
      Once fit two packs of hot dog weenies in her mouth
    • Posts: 6,638 Member
      Is a concert pianist but gave up dreams of performing to work at burger King

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