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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Buys treats at the bakery but passes them off as hers by sprinkling a little flour around her kitchen and face.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Uses flour for all her personal hygiene needs! Dry shampoo, concealer, deodorant... why else would they call it ALL PURPOSE?!?
  • Cmulinaz
    Cmulinaz Posts: 10 Member
    Isn't gonna lose her mind
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    They’re a certified back alley shrink, if you’re looking for one they have very affordable prices and your first visit includes 1 free palm reading!🎉
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She's a Shyster... I mean a Palm Reader. 😬
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,464 Member
    She's the mayor of Palm Springs
  • mkth101
    mkth101 Posts: 25 Member
    3-time Olympic gold medalist.
  • truGAINS
    truGAINS Posts: 656 Member
    He doesn't lift
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,464 Member
    He's an Olympic gymnast
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    The real voice behind Celine Dion, Celine is just for smoke and mirrors
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Has never lifted a finger in her lifetime let alone some iron!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited July 2021
    Lost her fingers and toes due to severe anemia
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She runs 5k in high heels every day as it makes her booty look great.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    😂

    She disguises herself as a tree and watches me while I run in my high heels 👠👠 👀 Peek a boo, I see you!

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  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    edited July 2021
    She has collection of rubber duckies when she bathe
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Apparently he is collecting telescopes, binoculars and even drones to spy 🕵️‍♂️ on his neighbours!😲
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    She's my neighbor. 🤫
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited July 2021
    He’s THAT neighbor!

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  • bby_dvll
    bby_dvll Posts: 429 Member
    he secretly takes photos every hour of every day to remember the moments
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,464 Member
    Wears a bathing suit in the shower
  • granitepeak45
    granitepeak45 Posts: 160 Member
    Is in a selective coven that meets during the quarter moon
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,464 Member
    He's flying to space tomorrow
  • CPruneJuice
    CPruneJuice Posts: 730 Member
    She lives in a cottage by the lake
  • bby_dvll
    bby_dvll Posts: 429 Member
    got fake teeth to cover the rest that were broken off by cookies
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Bites her toenails 🥴
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Bites my toenails
  • granitepeak45
    granitepeak45 Posts: 160 Member
    Bites everyone’s toenails
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,464 Member
    Bites the apples are the store then puts them back cause they're not right
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Has false teeth to put on top of her real teeth for extra biting capabilities
  • truGAINS
    truGAINS Posts: 656 Member
    She never asks questions

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