truGAINS wrote: » Get out of a speeding ticket
eatpolerepeat wrote: » Helicopterrrrrrrrr
ReenieHJ wrote: » I'd wake up, fart, sit on the throne for a couple hours. Repeat until it's time for bed. Then fart under the covers all night.
eatpolerepeat wrote: » Pester all the hot girls on here, seems to be the thing to do 🤷♀️
R3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: » Join a fitness site and try to slide into all my friends DMs 😎