If you could spend one day as the opposite sex, what would you do?

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  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    “ Who needs to learn anything from women anymore once we finally have a male account of the experience 😂”

    Omg. Mansplaining his day as a woman?

    Yeah and really we couldn't ever know what it's like to be a woman, we could only know what the conscious experience of being a woman is like, and this would be very limited...

    Most of what you are is happening Non-Consciously... We don't even know what it's actually like to be us, only the experience created by the brain...

    Regardless to know what your experience is like would be a trip... I mean you processes the world differently... Even though consciousness would only give us a glimpse of what is really going on in your head...

  • chriseditcool
    chriseditcool Posts: 39 Member
    *kitten*. 😁
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    Offend my neighbors and piss off the porch.
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    Beat it like it owes me money.
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    Go to home depot and scratch my balls in front of everyone with no *kitten* given.
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    prolly insist on backing into every parking spot
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    Start a whole bunch of projects I have no intensions on finishing
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    Start a whole bunch of projects I have no intensions on finishing

    This feels targeted
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    Start a whole bunch of projects I have no intensions on finishing
    I know that guy
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    Start a whole bunch of projects I have no intensions on finishing

    This feels targeted

    Perhaps you're that guy?
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    Start a whole bunch of projects I have no intensions on finishing
    I know that guy

    This is why I could never be a guy. I always finish what I start
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,583 Member
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    Start a whole bunch of projects I have no intensions on finishing

    It’ll be there tomorrow- Amirite 😉
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    Start a whole bunch of projects I have no intensions on finishing

    It’ll be there tomorrow- Amirite 😉

    Clearly you're one of them.

    Ugh...my high hopes just came crashing down 😫
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    See how far I could manspread before someone tells me to stop

    😑
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    Start a whole bunch of projects I have no intensions on finishing

    This feels targeted

    Perhaps you're that guy?

    Perhaps.

    Clearly the message is aim lower and do no projects. :|
  • supermang49
    supermang49 Posts: 24 Member
    Ride a bike find out what it feels like not to squish everything... Go for a run to see how easier it is without anything in the way!!
    🙉🙈🙊
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    supermang49 wrote: »
    Ride a bike find out what it feels like not to squish everything... Go for a run to see how easier it is without anything in the way!!
    🙉🙈🙊

    You’re imagining things wrong. You will definitely learn some things during your day as a woman
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    supermang49 wrote: »
    Ride a bike find out what it feels like not to squish everything... Go for a run to see how easier it is without anything in the way!!
    🙉🙈🙊

    You’re imagining things wrong. You will definitely learn some things during your day as a woman

    wait until he has to wear two sports bras for that run

  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I'd buy a 🍌 banana hammock and walk around a beach in a retirement community in Florida scaring all the Old Ladies and Men too for that matter 🤣
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    Your mom
    no, not really but I always wanted to say this
  • Reckoner67_again
    Reckoner67_again Posts: 184 Member
    I would pee standing up
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    I'd ask a random stranger to kick me in the crotch to see if it REALLY feels like giving birth
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    Your mom
    no, not really but I always wanted to say this
    This is my favorite come back line
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    Your mom
    no, not really but I always wanted to say this

    I mean it's a new day, you can be an equal opportunity offender and creepette. :ohwell:
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    Your mom
    no, not really but I always wanted to say this

    I mean it's a new day, you can be an equal opportunity offender and creepette. :ohwell:

    You're right.

    I'm gonna start saying "your dad" when people ask what I'm doing
    For whatever reason the gender bending “your mom” especially when said by a woman to a man is hilarious to me
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    Your mom
    no, not really but I always wanted to say this

    I mean it's a new day, you can be an equal opportunity offender and creepette. :ohwell:

    You're right.

    I'm gonna start saying "your dad" when people ask what I'm doing
    For whatever reason the gender bending “your mom” especially when said by a woman to a man is hilarious to me

    Me too, and I also like the idea of me saying it to fully grown men whose dads are like, 70+

    Makes it funnier
    Not only can I bag a 10, I can bag your father. Talk to me nice

  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    Teabag
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    edited September 2022
    Nvm I need to stop with these 😅😂
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    Eat a banana in peace
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    Eat a banana in peace

    one time when i was keto at disney world i ordered two hot dogs without buns on main street BUT i didn’t realize

    a. they were foot longs
    b. no silverware

    it was something

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