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If you could spend one day as the opposite sex, what would you do?

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  • Posts: 14,311 Member
    I would relax on the veranda an extra 20 minutes, kind of smugly appreciating that I didn’t have to wrestle off a sports bra that day.
  • Posts: 33 Member
    Not a clue
  • Posts: 277 Member
    I'd wake up, take 2 paracetamol, so I wouldn't get a headache 🤣😂 Put on a rubber dick and hit the nearest lesbian bar 😂🤣
  • Posts: 2,593 Member
    edited August 2022
    Neil7905 wrote: »
    I'd wake up, take 2 paracetamol, so I wouldn't get a headache 🤣😂 Put on a rubber dick and hit the nearest lesbian bar 😂🤣

    Well I hope you at least tuck it in your pants to go there
  • Posts: 1,670 Member
    I'd pick one girl out the 5 that I'm texting then I would love bomb her all damn day and make her feel like she's my one and only 🥰
    Then I'd lay in bed self reflecting and be content that I am self aware that I'm not perfect but there's always tomorrow where I can try to be a better version of me.
  • Posts: 2,593 Member
    The first thing I’d do is stand in front of a mirror and try to spin it around like a helicopter.
  • Posts: 2,593 Member

    Do you remember that scene from Forgetting Sarah Marshall right at the beginning where he kind of bounces around right before Sarah dumps him?

    That's the movement I'm now envisioning 😂

    Hahaha yes

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  • Posts: 12,588 Member
    Get a notebook and write down everything...
  • Posts: 14,311 Member
    Get a notebook and write down everything...

    Omg. Brilliant answer.
  • Posts: 20,506 Member
    Get a notebook and write down everything...

    I can imagine filling a notebook, from front to back, all written from the female perspective.....

    Then waking up the next morning (again, as a guy), cracking open the journal and not understanding a single syllable of what was written.
  • Posts: 14,311 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »

    I can imagine filling a notebook, from front to back, all written from the female perspective.....

    Then waking up the next morning (again, as a guy), cracking open the journal and not understanding a single syllable of what was written.

    I wonder if in this imaginary scenario we have any recollection of the day before? Like do you open it and think “wtf was I even writing about?” Or do you look at it and just think someone else wrote it. More questions than answers now.

  • Posts: 12,588 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »

    I can imagine filling a notebook, from front to back, all written from the female perspective.....

    Then waking up the next morning (again, as a guy), cracking open the journal and not understanding a single syllable of what was written.

    😂... Better to just get a video camera and shoot a year's worth of onlyfans content to support my endeavors
  • Posts: 12,588 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »

    I wonder if in this imaginary scenario we have any recollection of the day before? Like do you open it and think “wtf was I even writing about?” Or do you look at it and just think someone else wrote it. More questions than answers now.

    Can you imagine, the guy who spent a day as a woman... He would be an international celebrity over night, on every talk show with a million dollar book deal telling the world what it's like to be a woman 😂...

    As if no one else on earth (except half the plant), could give us this perspective 😂... Who needs to learn anything from women anymore once we finally have a male account of the experience 😂
  • Posts: 14,311 Member
    “ Who needs to learn anything from women anymore once we finally have a male account of the experience 😂”

    Omg. Mansplaining his day as a woman?
  • Posts: 12,588 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    “ Who needs to learn anything from women anymore once we finally have a male account of the experience 😂”

    Omg. Mansplaining his day as a woman?

    Yeah and really we couldn't ever know what it's like to be a woman, we could only know what the conscious experience of being a woman is like, and this would be very limited...

    Most of what you are is happening Non-Consciously... We don't even know what it's actually like to be us, only the experience created by the brain...

    Regardless to know what your experience is like would be a trip... I mean you processes the world differently... Even though consciousness would only give us a glimpse of what is really going on in your head...

  • Posts: 39 Member
    *kitten*. 😁
  • Posts: 2,593 Member
    Offend my neighbors and piss off the porch.
  • Posts: 2,593 Member
    Beat it like it owes me money.
  • Posts: 2,593 Member
    Go to home depot and scratch my balls in front of everyone with no *kitten* given.
  • Posts: 2,116 Member
    prolly insist on backing into every parking spot
  • Posts: 1,261 Member
    Start a whole bunch of projects I have no intensions on finishing
  • Posts: 629 Member
    Start a whole bunch of projects I have no intensions on finishing

    This feels targeted
  • Posts: 4,579 Member
    Start a whole bunch of projects I have no intensions on finishing
    I know that guy
  • Posts: 1,261 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »

    This feels targeted

    Perhaps you're that guy?
  • Posts: 1,261 Member
    I know that guy

    This is why I could never be a guy. I always finish what I start
  • Posts: 6,322 Member
    Start a whole bunch of projects I have no intensions on finishing

    It’ll be there tomorrow- Amirite 😉
  • Posts: 1,261 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »

    It’ll be there tomorrow- Amirite 😉

    Clearly you're one of them.

    Ugh...my high hopes just came crashing down 😫
  • Posts: 4,579 Member
    See how far I could manspread before someone tells me to stop

    😑
  • Posts: 629 Member

    Perhaps you're that guy?

    Perhaps.

    Clearly the message is aim lower and do no projects. :|
  • Posts: 24 Member
    Ride a bike find out what it feels like not to squish everything... Go for a run to see how easier it is without anything in the way!!
    🙉🙈🙊

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