If you could spend one day as the opposite sex, what would you do?

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  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    supermang49 wrote: »
    Ride a bike find out what it feels like not to squish everything... Go for a run to see how easier it is without anything in the way!!
    🙉🙈🙊

    You’re imagining things wrong. You will definitely learn some things during your day as a woman
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    supermang49 wrote: »
    Ride a bike find out what it feels like not to squish everything... Go for a run to see how easier it is without anything in the way!!
    🙉🙈🙊

    You’re imagining things wrong. You will definitely learn some things during your day as a woman

    wait until he has to wear two sports bras for that run

  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I'd buy a 🍌 banana hammock and walk around a beach in a retirement community in Florida scaring all the Old Ladies and Men too for that matter 🤣
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    Your mom
    no, not really but I always wanted to say this
  • Reckoner67_again
    Reckoner67_again Posts: 184 Member
    I would pee standing up
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    I'd ask a random stranger to kick me in the crotch to see if it REALLY feels like giving birth
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    Your mom
    no, not really but I always wanted to say this
    This is my favorite come back line
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    Your mom
    no, not really but I always wanted to say this

    I mean it's a new day, you can be an equal opportunity offender and creepette. :ohwell:
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    Your mom
    no, not really but I always wanted to say this

    I mean it's a new day, you can be an equal opportunity offender and creepette. :ohwell:

    You're right.

    I'm gonna start saying "your dad" when people ask what I'm doing
    For whatever reason the gender bending “your mom” especially when said by a woman to a man is hilarious to me
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    Your mom
    no, not really but I always wanted to say this

    I mean it's a new day, you can be an equal opportunity offender and creepette. :ohwell:

    You're right.

    I'm gonna start saying "your dad" when people ask what I'm doing
    For whatever reason the gender bending “your mom” especially when said by a woman to a man is hilarious to me

    Me too, and I also like the idea of me saying it to fully grown men whose dads are like, 70+

    Makes it funnier
    Not only can I bag a 10, I can bag your father. Talk to me nice

  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    Teabag
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    edited September 2022
    Nvm I need to stop with these 😅😂
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    Eat a banana in peace
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    Eat a banana in peace

    one time when i was keto at disney world i ordered two hot dogs without buns on main street BUT i didn’t realize

    a. they were foot longs
    b. no silverware

    it was something
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    ermengarde22 wrote: »
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    Eat a banana in peace

    one time when i was keto at disney world i ordered two hot dogs without buns on main street BUT i didn’t realize

    a. they were foot longs
    b. no silverware

    it was something

    I wish I could have seen it 😏😂

    But for real, out of all places..Disney world 😂🤣😳
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    I would add @ButterMeMuffinz on snap and make sure she has another weird day today

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  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    I would add @ButterMeMuffinz on snap and make sure she has another weird day today

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    I didn’t know that was one of the choices! Me too!
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    I would add @ButterMeMuffinz on snap and make sure she has another weird day today

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    I didn’t know that was one of the choices! Me too!

    You two are corrupting me

    Also, and this kind of proves my last statement, this guys nose looks a little flaccid.


    Can't believe you're making fun of him here for FREE, unblock him and tell him so he can pay you!! 🤣
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
    I would add @ButterMeMuffinz on snap and make sure she has another weird day today

    jfre8f6tdwuo.gif
    I didn’t know that was one of the choices! Me too!

    You two are corrupting me

    Also, and this kind of proves my last statement, this guys nose looks a little flaccid.


    Can't believe you're making fun of him here for FREE, unblock him and tell him so he can pay you!! 🤣
    This is why you make the big bucks. You’re smart
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    With the day I'm having I've decided I would change right back into a woman because I don't have time for that nonsense.
  • nurkowskimarcus
    nurkowskimarcus Posts: 13 Member
    Lose all my rights
  • durden
    durden Posts: 3,536 MFP Staff
    Hi everyone, friendly reminder that this is a workplace friendly site. Pretend like your grandma is watching you type over your shoulder and keep things appropriate.

    Thanks!
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    Thanks for the painful reminder of the death of my grandmother.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thanks for the painful reminder of the death of my grandmother.

    It was my plain speaking that was at fault. I apologize to you and the spirit of your grandmother.
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thanks for the painful reminder of the death of my grandmother.

    It was my plain speaking that was at fault. I apologize to you and the spirit of your grandmother.

    Wait, she's still here?!
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thanks for the painful reminder of the death of my grandmother.

    It was my plain speaking that was at fault. I apologize to you and the spirit of your grandmother.

    Wait, she's still here?!
    Yes and she says you’re doing a great job
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thanks for the painful reminder of the death of my grandmother.

    It was my plain speaking that was at fault. I apologize to you and the spirit of your grandmother.

    Wait, she's still here?!
    Yes and she says you’re doing a great job

    My grandma’s spirit told me to post whatever pics I want and if I ever wanted to openly discuss adult topics in proper terminology….to go on ahead.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited September 2022
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thanks for the painful reminder of the death of my grandmother.

    It was my plain speaking that was at fault. I apologize to you and the spirit of your grandmother.

    Wait, she's still here?!
    Yes and she says you’re doing a great job

    My grandma’s spirit told me to post whatever pics I want and if I ever wanted to openly discuss adult topics in proper terminology….to go on ahead.
    My grandma says the same thing but she’s been banned since 2017

    PS my grandma would never shame me for speaking clearly and without derision about important subjects
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thanks for the painful reminder of the death of my grandmother.

    It was my plain speaking that was at fault. I apologize to you and the spirit of your grandmother.

    Wait, she's still here?!
    Yes and she says you’re doing a great job

    My grandma’s spirit told me to post whatever pics I want and if I ever wanted to openly discuss adult topics in proper terminology….to go on ahead.
    My grandma says the same thing but she’s been banned since 2017
    😂😂


    Your one grandma told me a bunch of nice things about you. But she said you don’t always want to hear that so keep it to myself. The other grandma? Eeesh.

    New thread idea: pretend readings. Start it. Or ask @Reckoner67_again to do it. I think we have a gift.
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Thanks for the painful reminder of the death of my grandmother.

    oh god i actually lol’d at this ty

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