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If you could spend one day as the opposite sex, what would you do?
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supermang49 wrote: »Ride a bike find out what it feels like not to squish everything... Go for a run to see how easier it is without anything in the way!!
🙉🙈🙊
You’re imagining things wrong. You will definitely learn some things during your day as a woman1 -
TwitchyMagee wrote: »supermang49 wrote: »Ride a bike find out what it feels like not to squish everything... Go for a run to see how easier it is without anything in the way!!
🙉🙈🙊
You’re imagining things wrong. You will definitely learn some things during your day as a woman
wait until he has to wear two sports bras for that run
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I'd buy a 🍌 banana hammock and walk around a beach in a retirement community in Florida scaring all the Old Ladies and Men too for that matter 🤣0
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Your momno, not really but I always wanted to say this2
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I would pee standing up1
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I'd ask a random stranger to kick me in the crotch to see if it REALLY feels like giving birth1
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CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »Your momno, not really but I always wanted to say this
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CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »Your momno, not really but I always wanted to say this
I mean it's a new day, you can be an equal opportunity offender and creepette. :ohwell:1 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »Your momno, not really but I always wanted to say this
I mean it's a new day, you can be an equal opportunity offender and creepette. :ohwell:
You're right.
I'm gonna start saying "your dad" when people ask what I'm doing
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ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »Your momno, not really but I always wanted to say this
I mean it's a new day, you can be an equal opportunity offender and creepette. :ohwell:
You're right.
I'm gonna start saying "your dad" when people ask what I'm doing
Me too, and I also like the idea of me saying it to fully grown men whose dads are like, 70+
Makes it funnier
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Teabag3
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Nvm I need to stop with these 😅😂0
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Eat a banana in peace2
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CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »Eat a banana in peace
one time when i was keto at disney world i ordered two hot dogs without buns on main street BUT i didn’t realize
a. they were foot longs
b. no silverware
it was something2 -
ermengarde22 wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »Eat a banana in peace
one time when i was keto at disney world i ordered two hot dogs without buns on main street BUT i didn’t realize
a. they were foot longs
b. no silverware
it was something
I wish I could have seen it 😏😂
But for real, out of all places..Disney world 😂🤣😳1 -
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CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
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ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
You two are corrupting me
Also, and this kind of proves my last statement, this guys nose looks a little flaccid.
Can't believe you're making fun of him here for FREE, unblock him and tell him so he can pay you!! 🤣3 -
CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »
You two are corrupting me
Also, and this kind of proves my last statement, this guys nose looks a little flaccid.
Can't believe you're making fun of him here for FREE, unblock him and tell him so he can pay you!! 🤣
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With the day I'm having I've decided I would change right back into a woman because I don't have time for that nonsense.0
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Lose all my rights0
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Hi everyone, friendly reminder that this is a workplace friendly site. Pretend like your grandma is watching you type over your shoulder and keep things appropriate.
Thanks!4 -
Thanks for the painful reminder of the death of my grandmother.2
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »
Wait, she's still here?!0 -
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »
My grandma’s spirit told me to post whatever pics I want and if I ever wanted to openly discuss adult topics in proper terminology….to go on ahead.2 -
TwitchyMagee wrote: »
My grandma’s spirit told me to post whatever pics I want and if I ever wanted to openly discuss adult topics in proper terminology….to go on ahead.
PS my grandma would never shame me for speaking clearly and without derision about important subjects2 -
TwitchyMagee wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »
My grandma’s spirit told me to post whatever pics I want and if I ever wanted to openly discuss adult topics in proper terminology….to go on ahead.
Your one grandma told me a bunch of nice things about you. But she said you don’t always want to hear that so keep it to myself. The other grandma? Eeesh.
New thread idea: pretend readings. Start it. Or ask @Reckoner67_again to do it. I think we have a gift.
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