Guess whats in my pocket?
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Cuff links? Ohhh is that her husband over there in the suit? I bet heβll love them. π1
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Glue. I really shouldnt have reached in there0
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Ewwww oatmeal?? Donβt you know there are packages you can keep them in? π€’0
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Used chewing gum0
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The key to her heart0
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The script to Monty Python's cheese shop sketch.0
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A whoopee cushion and a bottle of beano.0
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Coins, waitβ¦they are Canadian!! π1
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Apparently, a chinese finger trap. Now my hand is stuck in there π¬0
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What he believes to be bitcoins. π€«0
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Ewwww.. smooshed apple pie, what a mess0
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Vanilla ice cream. Wanna rub our pockets together? πππ1
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I dont know, she keeps trying to get me to reach in but Im suspicious0
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Cat nip and a feather duster π€0
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A sign on the outside saying "free avocados inside" but it was a cactus0
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Safety gloves for the next pocket he reaches in0
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Post it notes with *Bleep* written on them. She hands them out to everyone that makes her mad.0
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A pocket book entitled "How to Anger a Canadian". There appears to just be blank pages inside.0
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A handbook titled βHow to talk to women.β Heβs planning to go on an MFP adding spree with the lines he learns. π0
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A tattoo gun to quickly claim her property.0
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A lucky charm, 2 rabbit foots and a four leave clover0
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A lucky penny0
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Smarties.. hair clip...and hand sanitizer0
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A can of spinach. Don't think he needs no can opener !0
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Is that roofing tar? Why would you -- oh, never mind. Do you happen to have any Gojo?0
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A pocket sized time machine0
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Chewed gum0
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A tangerine0
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The avocado that she picked off her sandwich at lunch0
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A baggie filled with "Catnip" and a Dog whistle0
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