What’s a red flag for you?

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    JessD9031 wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    JessD9031 wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    JessD9031 wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    JessD9031 wrote: »
    When my baby is calling me baby, and I see a giraffe peering in the window....

    Don't mind the wife, she gets a bit weird like that

    Door is unlocked, tell her to c'mon on round.

    You need a bigger door.. 😆

    You hush your mouth, and bless your heart...

    That was an ugly thing to say.

    Well she's a giraffe after all . 😝

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    But she is a sexy little, petite giraffe....

    Thank you 😊
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    When every story ends up with how much better they are than their co-workers, family, "friends", etc.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Or alternatively.. they can't get it up or keep it up, but refuse to go to a doctor to problem solve or you know, check in to make sure it's not a sign of something more serious... because they think they can problem solve by eating the correct "hormone correcting" foods.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    JessD9031 wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    JessD9031 wrote: »
    When my baby is calling me baby, and I see a giraffe peering in the window....

    Don't mind the wife, she gets a bit weird like that

    Door is unlocked, tell her to c'mon on round.

    Will you keep her if I do?

    You know you can never get rid of me 🥰

    Our vows are forever! 😈
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    red(ish) flag...am curious tho

    Why the grave-robbing zombie thread resurrection spree and then deactivate?

    Trying to bury something or awaken it?
  • JessD9031
    JessD9031 Posts: 581 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    JessD9031 wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    JessD9031 wrote: »
    When my baby is calling me baby, and I see a giraffe peering in the window....

    Don't mind the wife, she gets a bit weird like that

    Door is unlocked, tell her to c'mon on round.

    Will you keep her if I do?

    My ultimate goal may be to keep both of you...... >:)
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,501 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    JessD9031 wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    JessD9031 wrote: »
    When my baby is calling me baby, and I see a giraffe peering in the window....

    Don't mind the wife, she gets a bit weird like that

    Door is unlocked, tell her to c'mon on round.

    Will you keep her if I do?

    You know you can never get rid of me 🥰

    Our vows are forever! 😈

    But your souls still belong to me, never forget that
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  • JessD9031
    JessD9031 Posts: 581 Member
    Minion_training_program wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    JessD9031 wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    JessD9031 wrote: »
    When my baby is calling me baby, and I see a giraffe peering in the window....

    Don't mind the wife, she gets a bit weird like that

    Door is unlocked, tell her to c'mon on round.

    Will you keep her if I do?

    You know you can never get rid of me 🥰

    Our vows are forever! 😈

    But your souls still belong to me, never forget that
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  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,501 Member
    JessD9031 wrote: »
    Minion_training_program wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    JessD9031 wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    JessD9031 wrote: »
    When my baby is calling me baby, and I see a giraffe peering in the window....

    Don't mind the wife, she gets a bit weird like that

    Door is unlocked, tell her to c'mon on round.

    Will you keep her if I do?

    You know you can never get rid of me 🥰

    Our vows are forever! 😈

    But your souls still belong to me, never forget that
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    37ibvj4u5z04.jpg

    un0z6751t55j.jpg

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  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    already knows how to turn on the xbox and navigate to netflix
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    already knows how to turn on the xbox and navigate to netflix

    But it's my xbox and netflix account...
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    already knows how to turn on the xbox and navigate to netflix

    I'm a red flag 😏
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    already knows how to turn on the xbox and navigate to netflix

    But it's my xbox and netflix account...

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  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Unfamiliar with the annals of history.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Is too overprotective of their food.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    KosmosKitten wrote: »
    Is too overprotective of their food.

    I’m sorry I smacked your hand, but no one touches my fries. 😤
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,342 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    KosmosKitten wrote: »
    Is too overprotective of their food.

    I’m sorry I smacked your hand, but no one touches my fries. 😤

    Don't think it's the smack . Was your growling. 😂
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    KosmosKitten wrote: »
    Is too overprotective of their food.

    I’m sorry I smacked your hand, but no one touches my fries. 😤

    Don't think it's the smack . Was your growling. 😂

    I was hangry 😬
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    if she knows how to spell words like "gonerrheea" right on the first try 🤮

    deffo not me!
    I feel like a winner!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    edited August 2021
    Read receipts on‽‽

    (Potentiallly) psycho stalking wack job

    Lmao, had to edit twice for bad spelling...RED FLAG!!
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  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    If he snorts
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Chews with his mouth open..
  • Dragonfly3821
    Dragonfly3821 Posts: 98 Member
    When they start using dialect they haven’t used before.. like calling me babe when I was always his B!tch 😏
  • theeldestberry
    theeldestberry Posts: 815 Member
    I mean it's not like you're a hippogriff

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