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  • Posts: 4,280 Member

    kegels dear

    Hilarious!^^^ I recieved a promise ring when I was 15. I think it just meant 'you're my gf and I won't cheat on you". I still have it!
  • Posts: 10,477 Member

    BUT. did you stay a virgin until marriage?

    That was my thought exactly *LOL*
  • Posts: 3,865 Member

    i am laughing so hard i can barely see to type...

    I feel like I am missing something and I don't like it! *stomps away*
  • Posts: 16,414 Member

    Hilarious!^^^ I recieved a promise ring when I was 15. I think it just meant 'you're my gf and I won't cheat on you". I still have it!

    Even a wedding ring doesn't have that kind of power over a man's dangly bits!
  • Posts: 10,477 Member

    I feel like I am missing something and I don't like it! *stomps away*

    Stuff falls out of my nethers. It's all you need to know.

    I'm like Rico in Penguins and can produce anything out of there on demand....




    No? Too Far??
  • Posts: 1,997 Member
    Things I've learned on MFP:

    1st Date: Go dutch and don't have sex.
    3rd Date: Coupons are acceptable.
    3 months: You should be FaceBook Official or there's a problem.
    1 year: Promise ring it baby....

    lmao.....
  • Posts: 4,280 Member

    Even a wedding ring doesn't have that kind of power over a man's dangly bits!

    I failed to add that my sister saw him at a party with another girl the following weekend. Promise broken. Ring kept.
  • Posts: 4,280 Member

    Stuff falls out of my nethers. It's all you need to know.

    I'm like Rico in Penguins and can produce anything out of there on demand....




    No? Too Far??

    When I worked in the emergency room, I found out that there are home remedies for that. Just don't forget you put the potato there (it will sprout).
  • Posts: 3,865 Member

    Stuff falls out of my nethers. It's all you need to know.

    I'm like Rico in Penguins and can produce anything out of there on demand....




    No? Too Far??

    No never too far! But I got that part of it....I meant there is an inside joke about this promise ring and I want in! :angry:
  • Posts: 238 Member

    BUT. did you stay a virgin until marriage?

    Actually I did. But I did it because of my own personal convictions and not because my mom made me promise to. :)
  • Posts: 16,414 Member

    I failed to add that my sister saw him at a party with another girl the following weekend. Promise broken. Ring kept.

    As it should have been.

    My best friend's ex fiance cheated on her like it was a sport while she took care of his kid from another relationship. He didn't dare even ask for the ring back!

    She had the diamond made into a necklace. Her now-husband wasn't too thrilled when she tried to wear it for their wedding, though ...
  • Posts: 3,095 Member
    Agreed!!

    That said I still have the promise ring my father gave my mother when they were 13. :)
  • Posts: 10,477 Member

    When I worked in the emergency room, I found out that there are home remedies for that. Just don't forget you put the potato there (it will sprout).

    My former roommate is now a cardiologist. I love the medical stories of what people put places.... Sheer awesome.
  • Posts: 10,477 Member

    No never too far! But I got that part of it....I meant there is an inside joke about this promise ring and I want in! :angry:

    No inside joke - no preceeding thread to this one. This is simply someone in real life. Once I heard of it, I was chortling and naturally ran straight to MFP to share :bigsmile:
  • Posts: 3,865 Member

    No inside joke - no preceeding thread to this one. This is simply someone in real life. Once I heard of it, I was chortling and naturally ran straight to MFP to share :bigsmile:

    I think I would have done the same!
  • Posts: 3,021 Member
    A VIRGINITY RING????

    I just spit my diet coke.... and tinkled in my panties a little.

    Dude, we got married to JESUS until we got married for realsies and THEN we could drop our pants. Needless to say I lost my ring in high school and came home from a sleepover without it on and my mom kind of freaked out and I said, "Mom, don't you think that if I had just had secret sex with a boy I would have KEPT THE RING ON so you wouldn't know?" We never did find it...the ring, the virginity was right where I left it...

    Anyway, YUP virginity rings are a thing, and actually quite popular, OH and TLW (True Love Waits) rings are something that were really popular in my youth group/high school. Boys would get THOSE rings for their girlfriends and they'd be all, "NO SEX" for like 3 months. Although, a handful managed, which was hilarious because 3 of those guys came out in college, way to use the Jesus ring to get out of het sex! I was quite proud of them.
  • Posts: 6,128 Member

    Stuff falls out of my nethers. It's all you need to know.

    I'm like Rico in Penguins and can produce anything out of there on demand....




    No? Too Far??

    Just don't forget to pick up the furniture and booze for this weekend's get together, I'll bring the little umbrellas this time.
  • Posts: 701 Member
    Meh, what does an engagment ring mean anyway? Anything more than a "promise?"

    When I married my ex, I had a very expensive engagement ring and many 'gifts of gold' from his family (what they do in his culture). Didn't stop him from cheating. The *kitten* asked for it back..... I laughed, sold it all and went to Europe.
  • Posts: 3,021 Member
    Meh, what does an engagment ring mean anyway? Anything more than a "promise?"

    When I married my ex, I had a very expensive engagement ring and many 'gifts of gold' from his family (what they do in his culture). Didn't stop him from cheating. The *kitten* asked for it back..... I laughed, sold it all and went to Europe.

    1. I'm sorry, what a hineyhole.
    2. Um, you are awesome, and officially on my "Hero" list.
  • haha... I say test drive the car before you take it off the lot.
  • Posts: 4,584 Member
    haha... I say test drive the car before you take it off the lot.

    Exactly!!

    Like the one chick comedian said..."how will you know if he will wear the cowboy hat or not?" :huh:

    :laugh:
  • Posts: 665 Member
    Man, at 15 promise rings are fine. They are having sx waaaaay to early anymore! From what I hear is "normal" for a first date these days! OMG!! Thanx Mr Clinton for claiming "that" is not sx...! Geesh...
  • Posts: 665 Member

    Stuff falls out of my nethers. It's all you need to know.

    I'm like Rico in Penguins and can produce anything out of there on demand....




    No? Too Far??


    Cute & cuddly boys... Cute And Cuddly... :-) LOL
  • Posts: 2,395 Member
    Promise rings...you have to be an "Old Soul" with believe in value of who you are and what you believe in. Meaning your parents raised you right..with respect for others and the lack of selfishness and selflessness within. The problem therein lies that the one you are giving it to...these days, does Not get raised with these same morals...in turn, allowing society to laugh and scoff and at real gesture becuase its so pure to believed in. Too much damage I've seen on this thread to a lot you....
  • Posts: 602 Member
    Promise rings...you have to be an "Old Soul" with believe in value of who you are and what you believe in. Meaning your parents raised you right..with respect for others and the lack of selfishness and selflessness within. The problem therein lies that the one you are giving it to...these days, does Not get raised with these same morals...in turn, allowing society to laugh and scoff and at real gesture becuase its so pure to believed in. Too much damage I've seen on this thread to a lot you....


    HAH. I just don't know where to start with that whole line of insanity. Good luck to you.
  • Posts: 10,477 Member
    Promise rings...you have to be an "Old Soul" with believe in value of who you are and what you believe in. Meaning your parents raised you right..with respect for others and the lack of selfishness and selflessness within. The problem therein lies that the one you are giving it to...these days, does Not get raised with these same morals...in turn, allowing society to laugh and scoff and at real gesture becuase its so pure to believed in. Too much damage I've seen on this thread to a lot you....

    :huh: Huh?
  • Posts: 701 Member
    Promise rings...you have to be an "Old Soul" with believe in value of who you are and what you believe in. Meaning your parents raised you right..with respect for others and the lack of selfishness and selflessness within. The problem therein lies that the one you are giving it to...these days, does Not get raised with these same morals...in turn, allowing society to laugh and scoff and at real gesture becuase its so pure to believed in. Too much damage I've seen on this thread to a lot you....

    In English please?
  • Posts: 6,171 Member
    and the lack of selfishness and selflessness within.
    I lack selflessness, too...
  • Posts: 999 Member
    English is Hard...
  • Posts: 602 Member
    English is Hard...
    'mmmkay?
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