Worst first date ever?
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Over dinner, a first date once suggested a bag of cocaine and a visit to the local sex club for dessert.
Everyone knows that's fifth date material.
True story.
I think I know that guy.0 -
Over dinner, a first date once suggested a bag of cocaine and a visit to the local sex club for dessert.
Everyone knows that's fifth date material.
True story.
i woulda been down for that...
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he fell asleep during you know what and then drove his car into the local canal on his way home and had tom come stay at my house until morning hmmmmm:grumble:
umm, just a guess but he may have had a slight problem with alcohol..........0 -
My first date with one guy I went to high school with was the worst! He took me to the school football game (ugh, I hate football). then proceeded to just talk to the other people around us the whole time, instead of me, INCLUDING my older sister, with whom I have always had a huge rivalry.
Anyway 1 hour into it, I get up to get something to eat at the snack bar, since he obviously wasn't going to offer to get me anything.
When I come back, he and my sister are making out...
I just turned around and left. And had to walk 4 miles home by myself, in the dark.
Wow...what a douche!0 -
Over dinner, a first date once suggested a bag of cocaine and a visit to the local sex club for dessert.
Everyone knows that's fifth date material.
True story.
At least you know he wasn't a cheapskate...
These are great by the way. Thanks everyone.0 -
I was set up with this guy a few months ago. We met at a public location, which is this huge botanical garden in our city. I got there a little early, and waited. Up rides this guy on a BICYCLE with what looked like a hiking pack on his back. The first thing he said to me was "You must be Danielle. I recognize your t*ts from the photo that _____ showed me"....ummmm....seriously?! So we walked through the gardens talking, and the entire time this guy bi.tched and moaned about how expensive dating was, how expensive EVERYTHING is nowadays...mind you, he makes 6 figures. He knew from our friend that I am vegan, and asked me a lot of questions about it, and seemed to be respectful. After the gardens, he said he wanted to take me to dinner, but we'd have to put his bike in my car....WTF?! I asked if he owned a car, out of curiosity, and he said he did, but "didn't want to waste the gas". So, I have to STRADDLE his bike in a skirt and heels while he took it apart so it would fit in my car, and got in. He guided me where to go, and it ended up being a pizza place....okay, so I can just get a small veggie pizza w/no cheese...no big deal. OH NO. He ordered for BOTH OF US. A MEAT LOVERS pizza. He told me I could just "pick everything off, it's a better deal this way." After having a nice meal of water, we got back in the car, and the first thing he said was, "well, I washed my sheets so I guess it's time to go back to my place." I obliged, but with a different motive. We got to his place, put his bike back together, and I got back in the car and took the hell off. He started calling me like, 3 times a day, texting, emailing me. I had to block his number and his email so he couldn't contact me. Believe me, I had some STRONG WORDS for my friend the next day!
holy crap...... that is just AWFUL!!!!0 -
My worst first date ever was with this really cute guy I'd been friends with for a short while. He asked me out to dinner and then gets a phone call from his brother's friends and says we have to leave the restraunt because there's an emergency. It seems his brother and his idiot friends had gotten drunk, decided that they had the drunk munchies, went to the vending machine room of their dorm, and when the machine ate their money they decided to shake the bajeesus out of it until it falls on my date's brother. We spent the night in the emergency room filling out forms and sitting with his brother while he puked his guts out. I thought I'd never date him again. We just celebrated our 4th wedding anniversary :-)
Awww...that's sweet. Good thing genetics play such a small role!0 -
I met this guy at a punk rock show in high school.. And he asked if he could take me out. I thought he was kind of cute, so I'm like "What the hell.."
He ends up taking me to his freaking family reunion. It was very awkward. Everyone was telling us to pose for pictures and was asking me how long we had been together..
I was polite even though I was screaming inside. Lesson learned: Always drive yourself to a first date.
Hey...I have a class reunion coming up soon, you busy? LOL
Hahaha. That rocks!0 -
Over dinner, a first date once suggested a bag of cocaine and a visit to the local sex club for dessert.
Everyone knows that's fifth date material.
True story.
Cocaine is a bit over the top for a first day. Rude...0 -
on my way to meet him he called and asked me to meet his mother! (yes this was our first date) I declined several times. When i arrived he was wearing flip flops and a wife beater/tank top, this was October and our FIRST date. He kept referring to himself in a 3rd person or actually 4th person since he was talking about himself using his nickname "black feather" we are having dinner and he gets more and more obnoxious, he called his mother and insisted i talk to her, he later called his sister and since i refused to talk to her he got up walked over to my side of the table and put the phone to my ear!!! I talked to neither one and i was horrified! he kept trying to touch my hand and later asked if he could buy me something of course i had to ask WHAT? "those beautiful eyes you have" gag. longest hour of my life, i ran out of there and never went out with him again0
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Omg... I went on a blind date with this guy... Really boring and just didn't get my sense of humour even though I was on top form that night and thought I was hilarious, so in order to get rid of him I walked up to this stranger standing at the bar and asked (well more like begged) him to help me get rid of him, so the guy walked up to him and told him I was his wife, which I might add done the job well, NOW that stranger 13 years later is my hubby and still going strong
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Funny how things work out.
Great story!0 -
He picked me up in an old beat up Ford Festiva. He tried to make me hold his hand on the stick shift…awkward. We went bowling with a bunch of his friends, and every single last one of his buddies pulled me aside and told me that I was too good for him, and I should consider going home with them. Nice friends. Anyway, after the whole bowling fiasco, he drove me home and asked to come in to use the restroom. I was hesitant, but being a nice girl, I couldn’t tell him no, right? So he comes in, obviously NOT to use the bathroom. He started kissing me, and the WHOLE time I was thinking : “I'm-Kissing-You-Back-Sort-Of-Only-Because-Your-Damned-Lips-are-Touching-Mine-and-It's-Easier-to-Just-Let-You-Kiss-Me-and-Get-it-Over-With.” Yeah, so totally not into it. When he started the “Hands-Too-Aggressively-Fondling-Groping-Like-a-Clammy-Octopus-in-Heat” act, and tried copping a feel… or 10, I asked him to leave. A couple days later he calls me to ask me out on a second date. When I politely decline, he tells me I’m not his type anyway, and hangs up on me. I attract the awesome ones. Lol.0
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My my girlfriend at work tells me she has a friend whom I'd love. He's a few years older, coach of the girls basketball team at his church and all. So I'm thinking, okay he sounds like a nice guy. We talked over IM and he found out about my hello kitty obsession, so when he picks me up for lunch he gives me a stuffed HK doll work well over $50.
So we get to Chili's for lunch, order our food. As we're waiting for our food we start talking about ourselves, I say I've never been to Philly to see the hostoric sites and art center, he says "we'll go up for the weekend, I'll find us a nice hotel" (which seems really presumptuous for a 1st date), then proceed to tell me what he wants to name his kids (whoa there, buddy, back the bus up!).
So when our food finally comes, he proceeds to pray, yelling TO THE WHOLE RESTURANT! Now I'm not against anyone who wants to pray in public, but we were asked to please respect the other patrons because he was yelling his prayer so loud. Needless to say we never went out on another date.0 -
Hey was his name Joel??? I had one do the SAME thing!!!0
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Hey was his name Joel??? I had one do the SAME thing!!!He picked me up in an old beat up Ford Festiva. He tried to make me hold his hand on the stick shift…awkward. We went bowling with a bunch of his friends, and every single last one of his buddies pulled me aside and told me that I was too good for him, and I should consider going home with them. Nice friends. Anyway, after the whole bowling fiasco, he drove me home and asked to come in to use the restroom. I was hesitant, but being a nice girl, I couldn’t tell him no, right? So he comes in, obviously NOT to use the bathroom. He started kissing me, and the WHOLE time I was thinking : “I'm-Kissing-You-Back-Sort-Of-Only-Because-Your-Damned-Lips-are-Touching-Mine-and-It's-Easier-to-Just-Let-You-Kiss-Me-and-Get-it-Over-With.” Yeah, so totally not into it. When he started the “Hands-Too-Aggressively-Fondling-Groping-Like-a-Clammy-Octopus-in-Heat” act, and tried copping a feel… or 10, I asked him to leave. A couple days later he calls me to ask me out on a second date. When I politely decline, he tells me I’m not his type anyway, and hangs up on me. I attract the awesome ones. Lol.0 -
I am so loving this thread. Some of these dates are a trip!
Cocaine, meet my momma, bike riding cheapskate, fall asleep driving, make out with my sister....who does that?!?!0 -
Omg... I went on a blind date with this guy... Really boring and just didn't get my sense of humour even though I was on top form that night and thought I was hilarious, so in order to get rid of him I walked up to this stranger standing at the bar and asked (well more like begged) him to help me get rid of him, so the guy walked up to him and told him I was his wife, which I might add done the job well, NOW that stranger 13 years later is my hubby and still going strong)
This is awesome!0 -
I am so loving this thread. Some of these dates are a trip!
Cocaine, meet my momma, bike riding cheapskate, fall asleep driving, make out with my sister....who does that?!?!
Seriously good stuff! I have nothing near as great as this. Makes me realize how boring my life has been. :happy:0 -
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Not so much a date as a hookup...
I met a girl that was a bartender at a bar that I used to frequent. We had chatted a few times when I got drinks, anyhow, I got kinda tipsy and when the bar was closing I asked her when she was gonna take me home. She laughed at me and said she got off work in 10 minutes, so I hung around.
She grabbed a bottle of something (I think Tequila) on the way out, and we walked back to her place a few blocks away, sipping out of the bottle when no one was around.
Anyhow, we get to her place, start getting busy, and then I realized something was feeling wrong.
I looked down and said "Uh oh.... I lost it." She says, what do you mean, "LOST it?"
"It came off, and I have no idea where it went"
So I started looking, and she was reaching and we couldn't get it out. She ended up going to the emergency room.
She never called me back.
This is straight classic! I would have thought it was funny. And am truly wondering what kind of stuff she had going on down there that something could get so lost she would have to go to a hospital to help her out?!?0 -
Thanks everyone - this has been some of the best reading ever!!!! I have some stories but they all seem dull now
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The cocaine/sex club was awesome! And the clean sheets comment. LOVE IT!!!!!0 -
Hey was his name Joel??? I had one do the SAME thing!!!He picked me up in an old beat up Ford Festiva. He tried to make me hold his hand on the stick shift…awkward. We went bowling with a bunch of his friends, and every single last one of his buddies pulled me aside and told me that I was too good for him, and I should consider going home with them. Nice friends. Anyway, after the whole bowling fiasco, he drove me home and asked to come in to use the restroom. I was hesitant, but being a nice girl, I couldn’t tell him no, right? So he comes in, obviously NOT to use the bathroom. He started kissing me, and the WHOLE time I was thinking : “I'm-Kissing-You-Back-Sort-Of-Only-Because-Your-Damned-Lips-are-Touching-Mine-and-It's-Easier-to-Just-Let-You-Kiss-Me-and-Get-it-Over-With.” Yeah, so totally not into it. When he started the “Hands-Too-Aggressively-Fondling-Groping-Like-a-Clammy-Octopus-in-Heat” act, and tried copping a feel… or 10, I asked him to leave. A couple days later he calls me to ask me out on a second date. When I politely decline, he tells me I’m not his type anyway, and hangs up on me. I attract the awesome ones. Lol.
Lol, unfortunately, no. His name was James. Must be the “J” names. I’ve had more than a few bad dates with guys that names start with a “J”. Lol.
I named his kissing technique: Somewhere crossed between the “Mouth-Stretching-Competition-Get-Lost-in-the-Grand-Canyon-kiss” (aka the Open-the-Mouth-WAY-Too-Wide kiss). And “The Dentist's-Chair kiss” (aka Niagara-Falls kiss) - You know how when you're getting work done on your teeth and no matter how much you try to control yourself, it seems as though your natural drool tendencies kick in full swing. You turn into a drool machine requiring that suction device or else your face and neck would be taking a really gross drool shower. Most of the time, thankfully, you are in control of your drool responses. However, some people are not.
FLOOD WATERS HAVE BREACHED THE DAM!
Seriously. Gross.0 -
This is straight classic! I would have thought it was funny. And am truly wondering what kind of stuff she had going on down there that something could get so lost she would have to go to a hospital to help her out?!?
Actually... that might be my fault. The reason it got so lost is because it got pushed up literally to her uterus. What can I say.... I was blessed?
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This is straight classic! I would have thought it was funny. And am truly wondering what kind of stuff she had going on down there that something could get so lost she would have to go to a hospital to help her out?!?
Actually... that might be my fault. The reason it got so lost is because it got pushed up literally to her uterus. What can I say.... I was blessed?
OH. MY. GOD. It shouldn’t be humorous, but I can’t stop laughing! Haha!0 -
This is straight classic! I would have thought it was funny. And am truly wondering what kind of stuff she had going on down there that something could get so lost she would have to go to a hospital to help her out?!?
Actually... that might be my fault. The reason it got so lost is because it got pushed up literally to her uterus. What can I say.... I was blessed?
ooooooooooooooh, now I get it! ROFL, for I moment I thought you lost a contact, duh! rofl0 -
This is straight classic! I would have thought it was funny. And am truly wondering what kind of stuff she had going on down there that something could get so lost she would have to go to a hospital to help her out?!?
Actually... that might be my fault. The reason it got so lost is because it got pushed up literally to her uterus. What can I say.... I was blessed?
Well then I DEFINATELY would have called you back!0 -
I went out on a date with this guy who felt the need to go into a lengthy discussion on how he was infected with bed bugs and how sick he became. I started to feel myself getting itchy listening to him. Needless to say I said buh bye to bug boy!0
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WOW! Don't know if I can beat any of these stories, but when I was in college I went out with this guy and we went back to his place to "watch a movie" (yeah, yeah, I shoulda known better) :grumble: . Anyway, i told him we could make out a little bit, but nothing more. So we start making out on his couch and he turns on a freaking PORNO! Not your Skin-emax soft stuff, but some really intense *kitten*! I pulled away from him and he was like "why don't you want to watch this with me?" I immediately left. Ugh, what a creep!0
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We had been talking online for at least 3 weeks and met once before. He also said he didnt know anyone by that name... which was a lie he did. He used to like her.D A M N!
YOU WIN!
My date called me the wrong name...
Thats not THAT bad for a first date.
Now, if you had been dating a few weeks... thats trouble.0 -
I went out on a date with this guy who felt the need to go into a lengthy discussion on how he was infected with bed bugs and how sick he became. I started to feel myself getting itchy listening to him. Needless to say I said buh bye to bug boy!
WHAT?! How could he have possibly thought this was something to share with someone on a date?! LOL!!!0
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