We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Always made me be the one to hold the thorny rose in my mouth
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    She became annoyed that I initiated every conversation with the phrase “Guess what?”, particularly during foreplay…
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,219 Member
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    He made everything into a game if family feud i got tired of always hearing "survey says..."
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I found out she was Louie Anderson's Love Child
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
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    She bought me a costume and threatened to dress me up and take me trick or treating to get free candy on Halloween...I'm not that short!
  • CPruneJuice
    CPruneJuice Posts: 730 Member
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    She wouldn’t play dress up for me and she was in denial about how short she was.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    I played dress up but he broke up with me because I only had one eyebrow.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    We didn't.. even with one eyebrow.
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,219 Member
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    There was "the incident". He ate all the chocolate chip cookies.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She wouldn't bake me peanut butter cookies
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    I brought her a package of Nutter Butters and she scowled at me and threw me an apron and demanded I get to baking. 😒
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    I will never allow her to leave.. 😏 together forever
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Had a giraffe hanging off her foot
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He found him doing odd things to my giraffe 🤔
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I found out about her collection 😧
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    She promised me fries but they were frozen baked ones with no salt. 😱
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She was always feeding me salt making my blood pressure skyrocket! Things finally ended after I found the Life Insurance Policy she took out on me. 😲
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    She stole my favourite Pokémon card
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She wouldn't let me use her Credit card, so the Pokemon card at least bought me a meal from Micky D's
    🍔🍟🥤
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Although she often said that age was just a number, inevitability my age was always immature…

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