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  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,440 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    He joined the Chippendales on Tour, performing solo in a special stage presentation representing his homeland wearing clogs 😆

    Yeah the clogs part is definatly not true
  • Bellavita32
    Bellavita32 Posts: 868 Member
    Is a Beast
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Is from the outer parts of New Guinea
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Doesn't have a fabulous head of hair
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited September 2021
    She’s a doctor, I overheard her telling her patient that he had uglyosis and to treat it she prescribed bananas 3X/day.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She was Bob Turner 62 year old truck driver before "the op" 😆
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited September 2021
    Jo!!😤 That was supposed to be a secret!😮😂😅

    Got 1/2 of a rear end implant because she couldn’t afford the other half.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
    Jo!!😤 That was supposed to be a secret!😮😂😅

    Got 1/2 of a rear end implant because she couldn’t afford the other half.

    Im booked in for the the other side next month 😃😂
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Oh good! It only took 6 months!👏🏽🥳🤣👍🏽
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    edited September 2021
    She uses only items found in her kitchen for her skin care routine 🥑 🫒 🍰 🍅 🥜
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    I'm her no 1 friend...

  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Has been Stalking Cat for 'bout 7 months now!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She knows because she watches him from my closet 😏

    Come on out, Fab. 😚
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Keeps a pool full of pudding in her backyard. 👀I’ve seen it!☁️😇☁️
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Has swam in Fabs pudding pool
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,940 Member
    She loves cookies more than biscuits
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She has the world's largest furbies collection.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He has been the lead in the ballet production Swan Lake.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She's so chizzeled that she was accepted in the Mr. Olympia contest and won the Title twice! 💪
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She wears a pillow strategically placed under her shirt everyday. It’s not because she wants to look pregnant but rather wants a beer belly without having to drink it.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Believes in karma so when she flies she sits behind toddlers and kicks the back of the seat the whole flight.
  • duichaser
    duichaser Posts: 174 Member
    Once performed the Heimlich maneuver on an elderly man in a bar, WHILE sinking karaoke to "I will survive." Never missed a beat.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was once a contestant on Naked and Afraid but got booted after crocheting a dress out of wheat grass and ferns. And Forming some skibbies from wild moss covered rubarb leaves.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited October 2021
    Before she posts a sweaty selfie, she adds extra blush to her cheeks and spritz herself with Evian water
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Only eats good and drinks beverages starting with the first letter of the current day of the week. Today will be macaroni, muffins, maple syrup, mushrooms, macaroons, and mimosas.
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    Stole my car a few weeks back, still owes me money for drugs.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He doesn't own a car, unicycles to work in a pink tutu.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Donated the Pink Tutu that Slim gifted her to charity (Her super Flamboyant Cousin André).
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She idolizes Madonna and can often be found wiggling on the floor at her local Walmart singing “Like a Virgin” in her finest fishnet stockings.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She isn't really a giraffe, she's a sloth 😲

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