Zombie Apocalypse

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LauraMacNCheese
LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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Please start...I'm tired of dealing with stupid people today & would very much like to trip them during the chase...
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  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
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    Please start...I'm tired of dealing with stupid people today & would very much like to trip them during the chase...
    Worst idea ever. Zombies eat brains... dumb people don't have brains. You're still going to die since you have brains... We need something that eats stupid people... like a Jersey Shore marathon.
  • Faery7
    Faery7 Posts: 317 Member
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    World War Z !!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Please start...I'm tired of dealing with stupid people today & would very much like to trip them during the chase...
    Worst idea ever. Zombies eat brains... dumb people don't have brains. You're still going to die since you have brains... We need something that eats stupid people... like a Jersey Shore marathon.

    Ah...but wait...stupid people DO have brains...they just don't use them. Therefore, their brains are extra juicy & more attractive to the zombies.
  • MSDRIZZ
    MSDRIZZ Posts: 246
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    Please start...I'm tired of dealing with stupid people today & would very much like to trip them during the chase...
    Worst idea ever. Zombies eat brains... dumb people don't have brains. You're still going to die since you have brains... We need something that eats stupid people... like a Jersey Shore marathon.

    Haha Good point!
  • GFreg
    GFreg Posts: 404
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    World War Z !!

    Speaking of World War Z...they are making it into a movie that is supposed to be coming out in December of 2012. I can't wait! So far my Zombie Apocalypse survival kit is a little lacking. I have been meaning to gradually add some stuff.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
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    Please start...I'm tired of dealing with stupid people today & would very much like to trip them during the chase...
    Worst idea ever. Zombies eat brains... dumb people don't have brains. You're still going to die since you have brains... We need something that eats stupid people... like a Jersey Shore marathon.

    OH MY GAWD....I just laughed so hard that 1) I snorted water at my screen and 2) half the people in my area got up to see what the hell happened! "Jersey Shore marathon"

    BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.....CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    World War Z !!

    Best book ever!

    I'm very worried about the movie though...
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    Did someone call for a zombie?
  • lotusblossomctf
    lotusblossomctf Posts: 29
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    Creepy, I had a dream about it the other night that was so real, I thought it was going to start yesterday!

    ......I think I need to start socking up on weapons and ammo and working on getting the "Safe House" in Poland.....
  • Loko_Ino
    Loko_Ino Posts: 544 Member
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    Well now that we are creating viruses to combat viruses here come the T-cell virus...
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
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    i have an emergency "go bag" in my house that my wife thinks i put together for things like hurricanes and other emergencies. little does she know!!! hahaha!! i also have my trusty blue crowbar, a machete, and i'm working on getting a shotgun. getting a license and permit in nyc is tough!
  • dayzeerock
    dayzeerock Posts: 918 Member
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    I'm a vegan zombie....I eat GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
  • fitsaxon
    fitsaxon Posts: 57
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    5K to help you envision that:
    http://runforyourlives.com/
    :)
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
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    I'm a vegan zombie....I eat GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

    I love you!
  • aunt_hbomb
    aunt_hbomb Posts: 204
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    I thought I was the only one who had the zombie dreams. I used to love to watch the scary movies, but I can't do it anymore because I am freaked out for days (and nights).

    I like your posts though.
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
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    5K to help you envision that:
    http://runforyourlives.com/
    :)

    can't wait for it to come to new york. until then, i'm not going to maryland for a 5k.
  • chasidieason
    chasidieason Posts: 23
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    Please start...I'm tired of dealing with stupid people today & would very much like to trip them during the chase...
    Worst idea ever. Zombies eat brains... dumb people don't have brains. You're still going to die since you have brains... We need something that eats stupid people... like a Jersey Shore marathon.

    Ah...but wait...stupid people DO have brains...they just don't use them. Therefore, their brains are extra juicy & more attractive to the zombies.

    Kind of like the beef that they keep pinned up so they can't exercise and are extra tender? :bigsmile:
  • azQmaster
    azQmaster Posts: 448 Member
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    As I long as Im faster than one person Im good!
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
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    Without proof that stupid people have brains, I refuse to believe it.
  • fitsaxon
    fitsaxon Posts: 57
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    5K to help you envision that:
    http://runforyourlives.com/
    :)

    can't wait for it to come to new york. until then, i'm not going to maryland for a 5k.

    I know, right? I have my finger crossed for florida.

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